Equivocation

Invention

So one year ago , I found this really cool band called "5 Seconds of Summer," at the time that I started listening to them no one had really heard of them. Since I've known about them for longer than everyone in my school, that means I know more about them, and I'm going to use that to my advantage.I've never been popular. I've always been the girl who is always in the background, never really a part of the crowd. My countless attempts to fit in never seemed to work, and they only caused me to be shunned further. But that's about to change. 5 Seconds of Summer is the only thing anyone at school is talking about. The popular girls chatter on about how hot "5 es oh es" is and how talented they are, but those girls don't know what I know. I spent hours finding out all that I could about those boys, and now I'm going to put my plan into action.  I really like Michael, I'm pretty sure he's my favorite member.  It's just so annoying that every single girl is in love with them, I don't get it, they didn't listen to me when I tried countless times to show them. I'm going to make myself popular by pretending to be friends with 5 Seconds of Summer. I've come up with a bunch of things to tell people so it will seem like I'm friends with them, and hopefully I can make it believable.

1) I was at the 5SOS house in LA and they were having a pool party with 1D.

2) I met them at one of their concerts and Michael saw me in the crowd and told a security guard to bring me backstage and after the concert we all hung out for hours and became friends.

3) Michael was the one to dye my hair purple.

4) My Nirvana shirt originally belonged to Calum.

5) They sometimes pick me up from school and we all go to the mall and hang out.

6) I have watched Harry Irwin several times.

7) Liz is my math tutor.

8) Me and Calum play soccer together a lot.

9) I was Michael's date to some awards show.

10) They took me to Australia with them and I met all of their families.

11) I clean up their house for them because they are messy and forget to throw things out and to repay me I get to hear their songs early.

12) At a show after Michael and I start "dating" he dedicates a song to me.