Winston the Wing Dog

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Feb 14, 10:02 AM

I got Winston's gift today 🥺 uwu.

You didn't have to.

I'm his coparent.

Wasn't this pricey? Gah, I'll definitely send over some food and dessert.

It wasn't. It's okay, you don't owe me anything.

☹️ Lemme compensate, pls. He really likes the treats and dog toy.

It's fine.

Connnnnoooor.

You're the best. I'll definitely send you pics of him with his goodies.

Is he enjoying his birthday?

Yes. I picked up this really fancy dog cake for him. They even put his name on it. And I got him a party hat.

Sounds fun.

I was going to invite those friends that came over, but they all have plans for Valentine's anyways. That, and I'd love to just spend today with him. Celebrate our singleness together.

Have fun. And send my wishes.

Will do! I'll definitely send you pictures.

Feb 14, 10:35 AM

Neil sent 23 photos.

Cute.

He looks so precious.

The pictures don't do it justice though. Wish you could see him in person, his little party hat is just the cutest thing ever.

Sorry, I know you're allergic to dogs. And to people too I guess.

I appreciate the pictures. I don't dislike dogs.

Good, your son loves you too. Co-son? Adopted son? Idk what you'd call him, but you know what I mean, co-parent 😉

Feb 18, 5:51 PM

Looks like Winston really wanted to pay a visit.

Oh, no. :( I'm not home.

You left him outside?

The door must've been open. Escaped through the doggy door.

A real escape artist on your hands.

Yes! Gosh, I'm stuck at work for another hour☹️

If it doesn't trouble you, could you just watch him? I'll try to get out of work early. You can keep him in your yard.

Sorry co-parent.

Has he eaten?

I fed him lunch? Before I left.

Would he eat sausage?

You don't have to feed him. I'm already asking too much by having you watch him, when I promised to fix the hole.

It's fine. Sausage?