Formerly Called PJO Ship Oneshots
I'll do: (mostly just canon ships) Solangelo, Percabeth, Frazel, Caleo, Brason (yes Jason X Brick, it's just ✨perfect✨), Fierrochase, blitzstone, tratie, jercy, jefferchase and beckenguarde, if you have other ship r...
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The picture above was inspo for this, I found it on Pinterest and it totally seems like something that would happen, so I decided to write this oneshot about it. Credit goes to the artist. Sorry it's not above at the chapter title, it wouldn't save that way so oh well ig. I hope you enjoy :)
I'm including other ships in this too, but more in the background so the story makes sense, it is still mainly Solangelo & Fierrochase.
WARNING: Tiny TOA:ToN spoiler
Alex's POV
I was in my suite in Hotel Vallhalla, hanging out with Nico di Angelo. Nico is a demigod, a child of the Greek god Hades. I knew him because he was friends with Magnus' cousin, Annabeth, and her boyfriend, Percy who were both Greek demigods as well.
He had opened up to me the moment he had found out I was gender fluid and dating Magnus, which I now knew was because he was gay. He'd had a lot of bad experience because of his sexuality, unfortunately. He had been raised in the 1940's by a bunch of nuns, so naturally he had a hard time feeling worthy. Then, after years of struggling to find himself, he was forcefully outed by a love God.
Luckily, now he had an amazing boyfriend who cared for him and would do anything to protect him. Nico was just telling me all about him. His name was Will Solace and, just like Magnus, he had healing abilities, and could glow when he wanted to.
Suddenly, I was hit with the most amazing idea I had ever had (and I have had lots of amazing ideas before). I started laughing hysterically, gasping for breath. Nico stopped talking about Will's soft hair to look at me with a questioning look on his face. (He looked like this ---> 👁👄👁 ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️💬)
Once I finally managed to get my laughing under control just enough to talk (like Reyna hiking to Suttro Tower in TOA:tTT), I explained my amazing idea. Soon, Nico was rolling on the floor laughing unashamedly.
Eventually, we stopped laughing, and Nico decided we should definitely do my idea.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Timeskip ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
About an hour or two later, we were ready. We went to TJ's room to collect our boyfriends because he and Magnus had been explaining to Will about the forehead-flint shard incident, even finding the piece of flint somewhere in the depths of his suite to show off (we had pulled it out of TJ's dead(er) body the first time he died during a daily battle).
Magnus' POV
TJ and I had been explaining his flint-head shard to Will Solace for about an hour now.
Will and his boyfriend Nico di Angelo loved visiting the Hotel Valhalla, Will because he was a healer and was very interested in how my powers worked, and also the enherjar resurrection (inside the hotel only policy).
Nico enjoyed visiting because he could control the dead. The hotel being full of dead, enhanced people that resurrected within 10 hours max, it was the perfect place for Nico to mess around with his powers. He seemed to really enjoy making me, specially, hit myself in my face.
Anyways, Alex and Nico waltzed into TJ's room, not even bothering to knock. Alex came up to me, grabbed my wrist, and started dragging me back into his room. Given the enhanced strength, it was depressingly easy for Alex to drag me.
Nico grabbed Will's wrist, muttering "Come on, sunshine. You too." He dragged his own boyfriend, much slower, after Alex and I. Nico definitely had a smile in his voice, though.
When we had all entered Alex's room, he told us all to sit on the green area (like he and Magnus have in their suites, that connect to the world tree) and wait while he got something he and Nico had been working on. Will and I glanced at each other, then Nico, equally confused. Nico was smirking at us. Honest to gods smirking.
When Alex came back, he- nope, she now, I noticed, she held herself with more confidence (which she definitely didn't need but I liked seeing her really happy and confident), holding what looked like a ball of soft, fabric-y death in which she might suffocate me with. She pulled it out, and separated it into 2 pieces. Now I could see it was 2 shirts, with red writing on them. I couldn't see what it said, but both Alex and Nico were grinning evilly now.
She threw one to Will and one to me. We unfolded them, and I sat there blankly for a moment. I didn't get it. I heard Will, starting to giggle quietly to himself. Oh. OH. Oh. My. Gods, I thought. They didn't. Unfortunately, they did.
----------------After they put on the shirts---------------
I was blushing like a tomato, but Will was just next to me, leaning on a pillow, laughing openly now.
Oh gods. I honestly believe I died a few times of pure embarrasment, while Will rolled around on the floor next to me, laughing without a care in the world.
The shirts, mine a t-shirt and Will's a tank top, said GLOWING BOYFRIENDS CLUB. I can't believe they did this. Just because I glowed when I heal, and Will could light up like a glow stick on command (apparently once he had been forced to wear a lampshade as a hat once because he was glowing too brightly, I remember it was related to some lizard-eating cave-dweller species called... Tropic-lights? True-glow-nights? Something like that).
Alex leaned forward on her knees, as though addressing a small, harmless animal like a squirrel.
Actually, no. Not a squirrel. My 2 years of living on the streets had taught me squirrels were vicious creatures. You might be asking, "how Magnus (rhymes with swagness), could squirrels be crazed and vicious?" I'm not sharing. It's between me and the squirrels. But honestly, I would almost rather deal with a wolf than deal with a hungry squirrel while holding food. Like falafel. Ooh now I want falafel-
NO. BAD MAGNUS.
Maybe Alex was talking to a big dog, like a golden retriever or a black lab or something. Small dogs are insane and will kill you if they get the chance. I mean, have you ever seen a chihuahua? They. Are. Insane.
"Now," Alex said. "Aren't you two just adorable?"
Nico, forever wanting to torture me, replied, "They look cute...", trailing off at the end as though he wanted to make it sound insulting to me, somehow.
I blushed furiously, and, forever being the master of linguistics, epic comebacks and great changes of conversation topic, pouted and said, super grouchy, "I'm not adorable 😤☹️."
Will just flopped his head over to face me (maybe he was the golden retriever Alex seemed to be talking too) and said while rolling his eyes, "Just give up. It's easier."
Now, my humiliation has been complete. Until Alex called in the rest of floor 19, along with Samirah, Blitz and Hearth. things got a lot worse after that.
That however, is a story for another day. Or never, I haven't decided. Probably never.
A/N
So if you want me to, I can write a part 2 for this where I just say what happened after everyone else got there.
Hope you enjoyed, have a nice day/night/etc., author-y stuff, etc. etc.
