Whatever!

this is just some ranom stuff i found on the internet...ahh gotta love it!!

ENJOY!

What you call dog with no legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." 

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

You laugh because I'm different...........

I laugh cause I just farted!

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?