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MRS CHALAMET
TIM TAM
TIMMY
TIM
TIMOTHÉE
TIMOTHÉE MOTHERFUCKING
CHALAMET

TIM TAM
WHAT DO YOU WANT MOON ISEUL

MRS CHALAMET
I CANT BELIEVE THIS
I AM TRAUMATIZED
I CANT
와아아아 진짜 미쳐버릴거야!!

TIM TAM
IZ IN ENGLISH PLS
I CANR UNDERSTAND WHAT
YOURE SAYING

MRS CHALAMET
so i haven't watched a movie for a while
bcs of my busy sched right
like the last one i've watched was
probably spiderman hoco
and so
i was like
why not watch a movie
and kdnskdnsksnsks

TIM TAM
okay remind me to arrange a
movie marathon cause I can't wrap my
head around the fact that the last time
you watched a movie was a fREAKING
YEAR AGO

MRS CHALAMET
YOU HOE
wHAT TGE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
TO THAT PEACH

TIM TAM
WHAT

MRS CHALAMET
IM WATCHING CALL ME BY YOUR NAME
TIMMY WTF
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POKE
A HOLE IN THE PEACH
WHAT DID THE PEACH EVER DO TO YOU
TO SUFFER THIS ATROCITY

TIM TAM
NOOOOO
WHY WOULD YOU WATCH THAT
THERES MORE TO PICK FROM
WHYD YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE THAT
PLS OH MY GOD NO

MRS CHALAMET
IM SCARED
I DONT THINK I WANNA CONTINUE
WATCHING BUT AT THE SAME TIME
I WANNA

TIM TAM
DONT CONTINUE WATCHING
JUST LOOK FOR ANOTHER MOVIE
WATCH HARRY POTTER INSTEAD
WHY ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING
MY MOVIES 😭

MRS CHALAMET
ITS ONLY FAIR
YOU WATCHED MINE
OKAY IM GONNA CONTINUE
CYA

TIM TAM
IZ NO
WAIT NO
COME BACK
IZ
IZZIE
ISEUL
MOON ISEUL I SWEAR TO GOD
fuck my life

10 minutes later

MRS CHALAMET
HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST
YOU FUCKED A PEACH WTF 😭
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO FEEL RN
I CANT LOOK AT A PEACH
THE SAME WAY EVER AGAIN
FUCK YOU TIMOTHÉE

TIM TAM
I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH IT 😭😭😭
I WANNA BURY MYSELF IN A HOLE
AND NEVER COME OUT

MRS CHALAMET
and you spilt it all over your
goddamn bed!!!
u are not supposed to eat in
your bed timothée!!!!
WHY WOULD YOU POKE A HOLE
IN THE PEACH ANYWAYS LIKE
WHAT IS GOING ON INSIDE YOUR HEAD

TIM TAM
i am traumatized
you just watched me fuck a peach
my life is over
goodbye
dont talk to me

MRS CHALAMET
ALSO
WHY ARE THERE A LOT OF SEX SCENES
WHAT AM I WATCHING
CMBYN OR FIFTY SHADES OF GREY??

TIM TAM
BDKSBSKSBSKS JUST WHY

MRS CHALAMET
I JUST FINISHED IT
AND HOLY FUCK
OLIVER FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU BITCH
ELIO DOESNT NEED U ANW
THE ONLY OLIVER I LIKE IS
OLIVER PHELPS AND OLIVER WOOD

TIM TAM
I STILL CANT BELIEVE YOU WATCHED THAT

─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ───

DUMB AND DUMBER

NOODLE — timothée
SACHET — saoirse
SCARHEAD — harry

∘₊✧──────✧₊∘

NOODLE
i hate my life

SCARHEAD
hello to you too

NOODLE
ISEUL JUST WATCHED CMBYN

SACHET
oH
ISNT THERE LIKE
A TON OF SEGGSY SCENES

NOODLE
EXACTLY

SACHET
LMFAO
PLS

NOODLE
OH MY FUCKINF GOD
SHE SAW MY BUTT

NOODLEOH MY FUCKINF GODSHE SAW MY BUTT

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SACHET
uhhhhh
at least it was smooth??

SCARHEAD
yeah mate
it was a very nice looking arse

NOODLE

NOODLE

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