𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐉 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥

𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐉*𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝐄𝐯𝐢𝐥

𝑶𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒆:

𝑀𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝐽 𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑦
𝑡𝑜 𝑃𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑃𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑒𝑟'𝑠 ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒}

𝐻𝑒'𝑠 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑛 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑖𝑟𝑡ℎ𝑑𝑎𝑦...

𝑆𝑝𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑
ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑓𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑡
𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑠]

𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑠
𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑢𝑖𝑡...

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐀 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲!

Hey Parker!

What's up man!

Micheal J, what are you doing here?

Ahh, man, you know
I got to love me some
spiderman, especially
on his birthday!

Hey, slap me a high five Parker!

"So, Micheal, what brings you this way?"

"Peter, dark shadows are after you" from hell!

They won't stop until
they have killed you, that's the word on
the street.

"Micheal,

I am not really worried about dumb rumors on the streets, and besides, how have you been doing these days?"

"Are you still recording?"

𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒎!

𝐴 𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑘 𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑑𝑜𝑤
𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑃𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑟, ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑠
𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑑,
𝑏𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑐𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠...

𝑀𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝐽 𝑠𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜
𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑠 𝑎 𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑖𝑐
𝑏𝑜𝑜𝑚 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑘 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑑𝑜𝑤 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑦𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑠
𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑙𝑒𝑒𝑠...

𝑀𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑠 𝐽 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠...

🎼 🎼 🎼 🎼 🎼 🎼 🎼

'You Know I'm Bad, I'm bad you know it, you know wa and the dark shadows got to answer right now...

"Hey!"

Peter, I bet that evil shadow won't be returning anytime, he's crapped himself right now, he, he, he!

"Peter!"

What, where am I?

What in the world happen to me said Parker?

𝐌𝐜 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬

Hey!

Slap me some five on the blackhand side, spiderman!

𝑃𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑛𝑜 𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑎
𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑏𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎s 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑...

Hammer!

Peter was ecstatic to see Mc Hammer once again,

"Hey Hammer, how are you?"

𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒎...

𝐻𝑎𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑟, 𝑀𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝐽 𝑎𝑛𝑑
𝑆𝑝𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑝𝑡 𝑢𝑝
𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑦𝑝𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑟𝑦,
𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟, 𝑒𝑣𝑖𝑙 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑐𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡
𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑝𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑

𝑀𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓
𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑗𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑎 𝑣𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑟𝑎𝑦 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑎 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑠.

Arhh... the shadows cried, I can't believe it, I am seeing good and all kinds of nice things!

Oh!

Can I be freed from this goodness, I can't stand it!

Can't touch this ya!

MC Hammer said,

"Micheal J can't be beat,"ya shadows cannot compete!"

"Mc Hammer!"

Micheal J said, "Hey man, what you been doing Hammer?"

Hammer responded,

You can't touch this!

🎼 🎼 🎼 🎼 🎼 🎼 🎼

It feels good when you know you're down, yeah,
a super dope homeboy from the Oaktown, uh,
and I'm known as such, oh, this is me backing my home boys...

Yeah uh, you can't touch this!

"Hey!"

What in the hell is that?

"Who said that, inquired
Peter?"

It's me, Chris Tucker, do you see that ugly dark shadow against the side window over there?

© Charles Kemp