Civil war 2.0

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Warnings: There is ALOT of swearing,Stony! (if you homophobic don't read my stories!)

[Steve has made chat]
[Y/n, Tony, Bruce, Bucky and Sam have joined chat]

Y/n: Since when has capsical been able to make a chat?
Sam: I helped him!
Tony: Haha you have to help him make a chatroom?
Steve: Hey!
Bruce: What is going on?
Bucky: I don't know
Y/n: It's a civil war!
Bucky: Really?
Bruce: it's three on three a fair war

[Nat has joined chat]

Nat: Hey guys
Y/n: Join my team!
Sam: No join my team!
Tony and Steve: Your team?!?!
Sam: Yes my team you can't even make a chatroom
Y/n: Yes my team!
Tony: Fine
Steve: Whatever
Bucky: I'm so confused who's team am I on?
Sam: MINE
Y/n: or you can be on MY team the best team!
Bruce: What about me?
Y/n: Your on the best team already
Nat: No I'm out

[Nat has logged off]

Tony: THATS IT ROGERS!!!
Steve: THATS IT STARK!!!!
Sam: GET OUT OF MY ROOM L/N
Y/n: Make me!!!!
Bucky: Wanna go get icecream bruce?
Bruce: Yeah let's go Bucky!
Sam: I'll stab you!!!
Y/n: I'll stab Steve!!!
Tony: I'll stab Sam!!!
Steve: I'll stab Tony!!!
Y/n: YOU FUCKING STABBED MY ARM CUNT!!!!
Steve: YOU JUST STABBED MY LEG!!!!
Sam: IVE BEEN HIT MAN DOWN!!!!
Tony: FUCK YOU STEVE YOU CUNT!!!!
Bruce: Shit I have to come back and help all of you fucker!
Bucky: After icecream?
Bruce: Yeah after icecream

[Bruce and Bucky have logger off]

Tony: FUCK!
Y/n: TONY FUCKING HELP ME CUNT!!!!
Steve: LANGUAGE!!!!!
Sam: SHUT UP STEVE IM BLEEDING!!!!!!!
Y/NN: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN
Tony: AHHHHHHHH IM OUT OF ALCOHOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: FUCK MY WHITE CARPET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: I CANT FIND REDWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: DID ONE OF YOU FUCKERS STEAL IT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Y/n: YEAH I DID I FUCKING MURDERED HIM!!!!!!!
Tony: AHHHHHHH
Sam: YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: IM BLEEDING STILL CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: SHUT UP IM PLANNING A FUNERAL!!!!!!
Y/n: YOUR GOING TO HAVE A FUNERAL FOR REDWING?????
Sam: NO BITCH ITS YOURS!!!!!!!!!
Tony: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Bruce has logged on]

Bruce: Hey I'm back come down to the medbay and I'll patch you all up.
Tony FINALLY
Y/n: IM FIRST!!!!!!
Sam: FUCK OFF IM FIRST YOUR A MURDER!!!!!
Steve: FUCK OFF IM BLEEDING OUT IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE IM FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!
Bruce: First one down here is first!
Y/n: HAHA FUCK YOU ALL IM DOWN HERE FIRST!!!!!
Sam: HAHA FUCK YOU TONY IM DOWN HERE BEFORE YOU!!!!
Steve: HAHA TONY YOU LAST!!!!
Bruce: Guys Tony was first
Tony: HAHA SUCKERS SUCK MY DICK!!!!
Steve: MAYBE I WANT TO!!!!!!!!
Sam: Damn
Y/n: Dammmmn
Bruce: 😲
Steve: Shit fuck fuck shit bitch cunt mother fucker!
Tony: you kiss your mother with that mouth
Y/n: No he kisses you.🤣🤣haha
Bruce:🤣🤣🤣
Sam: fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steve: Shut up!
Tony: oh is my big boy sad
Steve: I hate you all!
Tony: Sure you do
Sam: Fuck off I'm your running buddy and you bestie
Y/n: Fuck off I'm your boyfriends bestie
Bruce: I'm your boyfriends other bestie
Tony: I'm you boyfriend
Steve:🖕
Tony: Will you be my boyfriend?
Steve: Yes!Yes! Yes!
Y/n: Wheres Nat she needs to see this and pay up the little bitch!
Bruce: Yeah wheres Thor?
Sam: Bucky!!!!

[Chatroom closed]

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