GEOFFREY: *snickering* "H-hey Burt, what do ya call a magic midget that escaped from prison?"
BURT: "Jesus fucking Christ, what is it?"
GEOFFREY: "A small medium at large~!"
BURT: ". . ."
BURT: "Your eyes and your testicles are roughly the same size, and can easily swap locations. Tell shit like that again and I won't hesitate."
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Henry Stickmin Incorrect Quotes! (Part 1)
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