*Triple Threat reading a post*
Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for ten million dollars?
ELLIE: "You shoot me in the leg and when it heals, we buy a huge mansion."
HENRY: [And then you shoot me in the leg and make it twenty million.]
ELLIE: "Good thinking. Fuck the system!"
CHARLES: "Can you two please exist in the same environment without doing anything illegal?"
HENRY/ELLIE: "No."
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Henry Stickmin Incorrect Quotes! (Part 1)
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