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*Triple Threat reading a post*

Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for ten million dollars?

ELLIE: "You shoot me in the leg and when it heals, we buy a huge mansion."

HENRY: [And then you shoot me in the leg and make it twenty million.]

ELLIE: "Good thinking. Fuck the system!"

CHARLES: "Can you two please exist in the same environment without doing anything illegal?"

HENRY/ELLIE: "No."

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