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CALVIN: "I'm obviously the better brother here! I'm faster, stronger, more confident, and I'm smarter!"
KONRAD: ". . ."
KONRAD: "Why is your arm stuck in the vending machine?"
CALVIN: "I paid for my Twix, I'm getting my fucking Twix."
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