In old church we see two figures standing in the middle of an army of fallen angels .
Scathach: quite the place we found our self in huh dear?
Zhongli: yes , thought this it is not a surprise .
Scathach: yeah , they always hides in obvious places and attack without thinking or forming plans .
Zhongli: true .
Fallen1: prepare to die pathetic humans !
{Konton: BOI ! one can literary kill GODS , and the the other is a god wit crazy powers , I mean you don't want to miss with a guy who summoned a mountain sized spears }
Zhongli: *sigh* do you mind if I took them out quickly?
Scathach: go ahead dear , beside I need to prepare dinner , and make sure the kids went to bed.
(yeah since the two are the oldest and most mature of the group they're like the parents figure).
{Konton: hmmm I don't mind Scathach as a mom . . sorry BUT we all know who is best mom}
{Sam: yeah it's Mama Tia . no one can beat mamaTia !}
{Tiamat: aw thank you my little beast *pat him*}
waving his hand he made a barrier .
Fallen2: oi how dare you ignore us !
Fallen3: you will regret it .
But before the flying dark chickens . . sorry I mean fallen angels could attack . .they saw a light from the sky , they looked up and . .
Fallen2: what is that?!
Fallen1L is that . .an ASTREOID !?
Yup .. .a big ass asteroid .
Zhongli I WILL HAVE ORDER !
Yup . .. . rest in . . you what . .f*** it , die in hell idiots .
Scathach: *deadpan* a bit overkill there love .
Zhongli: . . . .*looks away*
The whole place was . . .. looking like a huge nuke went off . . to say the least , using his power over earth , the geo archon fix the place before leaving with his wife .
In the Shiro's peerage house . . .
Sirin: fufufufu~ if only I was there to see the lovely fearful faces before the asteroid hit them ah~ seeing pathetic worms being crushed it the best .
{Konton: as much is this creep me out . . .I kinda agree with her . . .. ok Lucy REALLY started to effect me}
Shiro: yeah , no kill like overkill . . . hahaha.
Omega: still wasn't needed .
Orphis: . . . .
Tamamo: I agree , you surprise me with your wise words Orphis .
Mia: so what are going to do with the exorcises?
Shiro: well . . . I feel that they will talk with both Rias and Sona , since the cavern this land , well . . I guess will say hi to them like a good civil people .
Musashi: . . . .
Jaden: . . .
Shiro: . .. . .
The three them: pffffff ahahahah yeah right .
Sheele: why are they laughing?
Tamamo: it's just boys , being boys .
Scathach: now now children . . it's late , time to go to bed .
Noel: but I'm not sleepy .
Jaden: yeah me too !
Scathach: *stern* go . to . bed.
Jaden & Noel & Musahi & Mia & Shiro & Sheele & Sirin & Tamamo: y yes mom !
Not wanting to anger the queen of darkness , the young ones rushed to their rooms
As for Omega he went to sleep mode and shut off in the lap , along with Orphis .
Zhongli: well then .
Scathach: now that the little one are gone *smile* shall go to our "fun" love.
Zhongli: *smile* been a while huh dear .
Scathach: yeah . . . with everything that went , we didn't get to have our private fun.
Sooooo I don't think I need to say what happened next .
{Konton: kinky}
The next day . . .
The group went to the Koah academy , to finally meet the two heiresses and the church agents , they reach the building of the ORC , and Shiro was going to knock on the door . . .pffff yeah . . no he . . .
*BOOOM*
kick the door . . ..of course
Shiro: WHAT'S UP MOTHERF**** IT'S YOUR BOY SHIRO HERE TO F*** UP WHAT THE HEL LYOU HAVE PLANNING !
Rias: wha?!!
Sona: what in the name of Satan ?!
Shiro: my, got mind blown? of course, my sheer awesomeness could make everyone speechless hahaha .
his Peerage: *sigh*
The the devils: ah . . . what??
Church agents: ._.
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Fox's Tails ( Highschool dxd fanfic)
FanfictionA random , weird . . . story with our fox hero in the world of dxd . . . yup nothing weird about . . .at all