the two sword wielders reached the place Loki is hiding at , they so him with an army of monsters .
Musashi: huh , an army of monster , with his puppy of a son in the lead .
Mia: is he planning an attack on his father ?
Musashi: hmmm but the direction they're heading is not the Norse faction . . .judging from the way , they're heading to the Vampires .
Mia: aren't there like a civil war between them or something ?
Musashi: yeah . . long story short , the vampire are too prideful , s** happened , they became to group , one is all female , other is all male , the males are a huge assh*** , and want the females to oppy them , but they were like nah b** we're not a slave , that and the leader of the female group had one of the 13 sacred gears that can kill god from what I remember , so they were greedy to get their hand on her .
Mia: oh my . . ., we should tell master about this .
Musashi: hmmm you call him . .. *smirk* I will go monster hunting . . .and maybe god .
Mia: *sigh* . . I will follow you once I'm done .
The moment she was done talking the samurai were already gone .
With the poor army . . .
Loki: with this , surely his plan will succeed *evil smirk* and then . . .
Monster: sir ! the left side is under attack !
Loki: NANI !?
meanwhile . . .
Musashi: hahahahah time to hunt some monster !
With his katana on one hand , on the other he summoned the sword of fire
and he start burning the poor bastards to a crisp .
Musashi: ah~ the smell of burning meet , me and Mia are a barbeque tonight .
using his two sword he cut through the monster one after another , and sending multibales fire balls , and tornados at the enemies , burning then , he left some for his barbeque of course .
then the so call "god" of mischief appears with his puppy . . . .I mean son .
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{Konton: soooo his son is puppy? I know Norse gods are weird but }
{Sam: my dear twin . .. this is nothing . .if you wanna know the meaning of weird , got read the Greek , Olympic god . . heck Zeus alone will make you question your life choices }
{Konton: heh it can't be that bad *goes reading* }
{Sam: famous last words}
*5 minutes later*
{Konton: WHAT THE F***** IS THIS S***** !!!????}
{Sam: yup . ..and that's just him , not even the other gods. . .then again he's the worst }
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Anyway ignore the twin phantom , and back to the story . . the god seeing the samurai , he had an angry look .
Musashi: yo it's the cry baby god from last time , did your mother gave you your milk? oh and your puppy child is with you , how cute .
Loki: you! I will make you pay for you did last time . . Fenrir !
His "son" charged at the samurai , who easily dodged the attack , the wolf kept attack the samurai , but he was too fast for him , getting bored for this tag game , he dodged to the side then thrust his flaming sword towards the wolf stomache and burn him alive .
Loki: you ! how dare you burn my son !
Mushashi: sorry , didn't know you want your puppy back ,
Loki: grrrr how dare you !
Before he could do anything , a lighting strike and killed most of the army , they looked up and saw the Valkyries in the sky .
Mia: hello dear , what did I miss?
MusashI: *shrugs* nothing much , just got a large number of meat , and I killed a useless puppy , oh and the cry baby god is crying .
{Konton: oh yes , the floor is made of floor }
{Sam: people die when they're killed }
{Nothingness: archer class is made of archers }
{Lucy: just because you're right doesn't mean you're correct}
{Kurona: the swordsman uses swords }
Mia: you and meat , I sower to god .
Musashi: but meat is the best ! it's the man's best friend .
Mia: *sigh* oh well . . .well at least we got many food from this army .
Musashi: I know right !
Loki: STOP IGNORING ME !
Both looked at him .
Musashi & Mia: oh right you actually exist .
the god was even more angry , and was going to attack them before he heard a voice
{???: retreat now . . .we will use plan B }
Loki: (grrrr . . .fine ) .. . you're luck I have no time to deal you ants , but I remember this !
with that being , he disappears .
Mia: *deadpan* and I thought devil were the cliché ones .
Musashi: *shrugs* what did you expect from a third rate villieon ?
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Fox's Tails ( Highschool dxd fanfic)
FanfictionA random , weird . . . story with our fox hero in the world of dxd . . . yup nothing weird about . . .at all