Bruno

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"So uh i know we just met but..can i have a ride home?" Michael said.
Michael didn't own any for of transportation. not even a bike. He walked everywhere he went.
Bo Burnham looked at him confused.
"You don't have a car?" he said
Michael shook his head
"I mean sure i can give you a ride. My cars a mess though."
Bo Burnham and Michael walked out of the ally way and Bo Burnham led them to a parking lot close by. They walked up to a hot pink car with ahgeao stickers on it.
"Well uh this is my car-" Bo Bernham mumbled. He looked embarrassed. He thought Michael would make fun of him for having ahgeao stickers on his car or even that it was hot pink.
"DUDE YOUR CAR IS SICK!" Michael ran up to it looking at all the sticker trying to find what one he liked best.
"R-really? You like my car- Everyone i've met hates it and calls me and idiot for putting those stickers on there." Bo Burnham said with a smile. He was glad Michael liked his car. Michael pointed at a sticker. It was a close up of a girls head with her mouth open, tongue sticking out and her eyes rolling back.
"This one's my favorite!" He said
Bo Burnham walked over to the passenger side and opened the door for Michael. Michael got in the car and the door slammed shut. Bo Burnham got in the car and reached for the radio.
"So what kind of music do you listen to?" He said.
"I listen to a lot of Mitski. My favorite song is Washing Machine Heart." Michael was happy Bo Burnham asked. Mainly because he thought that he was attractive and wanted them to get to know each other.
"NO WAY I LOVE HER MUSIC." Bo Burnham shouted. "She's not my favorite tho."
"Well who is your favorite music artist? Or band." Said Michael
"My favorite music artist is myself. I make music and i'm actually quite famous!" Bo Burnham looked overly happy to say that.
This man just keeps getting better and better Michael thought.
"REALLY?! That's really cool you should play it!" Michael said.
Bo Burnham started the car and put on his album Inside.
"So where do you live.?" He said.
"Oh i live on 666 SucMi avenue." said Michael.
Bo Burnham put the car in reverse and backed out oh his parking spot and the two drove off. They soon arrived at Micheals house. It was shaped like an old boot. And it was covered in a bit a moss and some vines. There was also an old looking tree next to it with a tire swing. They both got out of the car and went inside.
"Sorry it's a bit of a mess. I haven't cleaned in a while and besides the rats like it this way." Michael muttered
Michael was nervous Bo Burnham would like the house. I mean it really was a mess. There's was piles of books in one corner with a coat hanging on a stack of all the fnaf books ever made. The couch was littered with Clothes and random fabric. And there were rats everywhere. Bo Burnham counted at least 37.
"No it's fine! I already know the rats are pets because of the whole Bruno thing. And the books and clothes are fine, i mean cleaning and organizing stuff is annoying." Bo Burnham said.
Michael closed the door and they both wondered over to the couch. Bo Burnham sat down and there was an awkward silence. Michael remembered a book he had about a ritual that could summon The Rat God Bruno if done correctly. Michael had tried many times to do it but it never worked. The reason was the ritual needed two true Rat God believers to preform it. And until now the only true Rat God believer Michael knew was himself.
"Hey i have a question. It kinda weird so i understand if you don't wanna do it, but i've has this book that's basically a ritual to summon Bruno. I haven't been able to do it tho because it requires two true Rat God believers to do it. So i was hop-" Michael was cut of.
"OH MY GOD YES! I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT WITH YOU!" Bo Burnham yelled.
"OKAY REALLY?" Michael was overjoyed.
Michael ran over to a pile of books and started looking at them. After a few moments he grabbed a dirty green covered book That had a silver rat symbol on the cover.
"All it says is that we have to make a circle of sand and place a candle in the middle with some salt surrounding it and say Bruno we are the true rat believers and we summon you to our world." Michael said
The two gathered all the things they needed sand, salt, and a candle. They made the circle of sand then placed a candle in the middle and sprinkled a little salt around it just like the book said. They both sat down opposite sides of the candle closed their eyes and said the phrase.
"Bruno we are the true rat believers and we summon you to our world."
They opened their eyes to see green smoke. The candle blew out. Then all the light that we're on in the house went out.
"I can't see anything! It's pitch black!" said Bo Burnham
The lights suddenly came back on. The two looked up at a figure showing through the green smoke. Once the green smoke had fully cleared Michael and Bo Burnhams eyes widened.
"Hi.." said Bruno.

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