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A/N: Y/N is based off of Guido Mista. But not the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure one. He's based off of the one from FilthyRamenKing's JoJo's Copyright Free Adventure: In Italy. I won't get copyrighted since it's TECHNICALLY based off of someone. Also it says "copyright free," so I guess I could use it? Whatever, on to the story.
"Words"
'Thoughts'
Ability name
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3rd POV:
The Moon, A lunar sea
In a vast lunar sea, a man was sitting down near the shores. He had black hair and wore the standard lunar soldier outfit, complete with a sniper rifle. He had a solemn expression on his face and seemed to be in deep thought.
The interesting part about his rifle, is that it wasn't as big or bigger than his body-it was no bigger than his arm. Another interesting part about him, is that he had no ears or a tail. Now, this doesn't exactly make him human, as he is a lunarian, he just cut them off since he thinks it just gets in the way.
This lunarian is Y/N, the Badass Normal.
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POV: Watatsuki no Toyohime
"Ugh, where is that Y/N?!" I exclaimed. "He was supposed to be here to execute the gap youkai!" I said as I looked at the severely injured gap youkai. She was tied up and had a seal on her-to weaken and suppress her powers. She was bleeding all over and had many bullet wounds on her body. "COUGH!" The gap youkai coughed up blood. "Shut up!" I yelled as I kicked her in the face.
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POV: Y/N
'Should I be really doing this?' I thought to myself as I got prepared to leave the moon. I was looking at a secret passage that allowed travel across the moon and Gensokyo. Only Sagume Kishin and the Watatsuki Sisters knew about this. They decided to tell where this was located after I kicked the gap youkai's ass.
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Flashback
"Y/N," Yorihime said. "Defeating the gap youkai is a tedious task to do, even we can't do it," she said. "Y/N, you may be our best soldier, but we cannot afford to lose you," Toyohime said. "But if that's your choice, then it's alright with us. After all, you have beaten Kishin-sama," Toyohime said.
As I got prepared to face the gap youkai, I steeled myself and got ready to what I was going to face. "Ara ara~, so this is the Moon's best soldier. Fufufu, let's see how much you can take," the gap youkai said. Suddenly, my movement stopped as gaps started appearing out of nowhere. 'Has she manipulated the boundaries of my movement?' I thought.
Mysterious and weird street(?) signs started to appear as they surrounded and swarmed me. Iron rods started to appear and it looked like she was trying to impale me with them. Unfortunately for her, I grabbed onto one of the signs and launched myself forward at her. I took out my rifle and prepared to shoot as I "summoned" Pistols in front of me. "Go! Pistols!" I yelled as I threw 6 bullets in front of me.
The gap youkai looked confused and surprised when I summoned them. Time seemed to slow down as the Pistols were positioned. Number 1 and Number 2 positioned themselves at the sides of her head. Number 3 and Number 5 were at the sides of both kneecaps. Number 6 and Number 7 were at the sides of both hips. 'Perfect...' I thought. I shot my rifle onto No.5 and watched as a chain reaction commenced.
No.5 ricocheted the magic bullet into Yukari's right armpit and came out through the right shoulder. It then landed on No.2 who ricocheted it diagonally left through Yukari's head. It landed on No.3, who rico'd it to No.1. The bullet went through her left armpit through her left shoulder. No.1 ricocheted it to No.6, who rico'd the bullet through her hip and onto No.7. It dealt the final rico through the same hole in Yukari's shoulder and then the bullet promptly exploded during travel.
The gap youkai's entire left shoulder region was blown apart and most of her internal organs were obliterated. Most of her torso, neck, some parts her head, some of her right arm, and parts of her legs exploded from the sheer implosion of the bullet. This all happened in less than an attosecond. Or one quintillionth of a second. To everyone watching, it seemed like an instant.
"W-what?! W-what j-just happened?!" Toyohime managed to get out.
Flashback end
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After that, I was praised as a hero to the Moon and was the inspiration, role model, and idol for all. "He's so handsome!" They'd say. "He's so strong!" They'd admire. I honestly don't know if I'm on the good side anymore. Actually, there is no good or bad.
The good side will always have some sort of evil in it. And the bad side will always have some good in it. No matter how small these good or bad things are, they're still considered good or bad. I guess that's just me saying that heroes really don't exist. A hero will always be evil in some way. And a villain will always be good in some way, no matter how mundane or small these things are.
After dismissing my thoughts away, I entered the passage.
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A/N: Alright, I made a new story to pass some time or get that extra writer's kick in to motivate me. Hope you enjoy.
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Badass Normal
HumorA painfully normal lunarian who is a bit delusional joins in on some of the incidents of Gensokyo. This lunarian thinks he has an ability, but is just really good at shooting and is extremely lucky. Watch as he rebels against his bosses and goes on...
