Mephisto - Lars got in a fight today
Artemis - ...
Artemis - Did he win..?
Lars: You bought a taco?
Artemis: Yes.
Lars: From the same truck that hit Mephisto ?!
Artemis, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them
Artemis: I am strong! I beat Lars at arm wrestling!
Mephisto : Anyone can beat Lars at arm wrestling!
Lars: Hey-
Carol: We're having a baby.
Whitty: Oh, cangradu-
Spinner, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.
Carol, talking to Spinner: Well Spinner, whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'would Whitty do that?' and if they would, I do not do that thing.
Spinner: ...
Whitty, from the distance: They're not wrong though!
Spinner: Where are my fucking keys?
Carol: Spinner, Whitty is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Spinner: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!
Spinner, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Carol, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.
Whitty: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Spinner: Playing systemic oppression.
Carol: I dare you-
Whitty: Spinner is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Carol: Why not?
Spinner: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
Whitty: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Spinner: How?
Whitty: I need someone to take the fall.
Spinner: What did you do?
Whitty: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Carol, from the other room: Oh my god.
Whitty: ...
Carol: OH MY GOD!
Spinner: Make it a hundred.
Whitty: Deal.
Updike : Carol, gather the others. We need to have another Whitty-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
Updike : I know we're not exactly friends, but-
Carol: What do you want?
Updike : I've been stuck with Whitty for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce.
Updike : Help.
Updike : Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Whitty: Bees?
Updike : THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Whitty: Wait-
*Carol approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
Alisha: It was difficult, so you've just given up. You might fail, so why bother trying?
Elena : Exactly.
Elena , to Y/N: I told you they'd understand.
Y/N: There's no way they like me back.
Alisha: Elena would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.
Y/N: Elena would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.
Y/N: Are you drunk?
Elena : Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Alisha: And the spirit of whisky.
Alisha: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.
Elena : Actually, Y/N is my favourite.
Alisha: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.
Y/N: Elena you can't move in with Alisha.
Elena : Why not?
Y/N: Well, um, how are you going to feel when they see you without any makeup?
Elena : I'm not wearing makeup right now.
Y/N: Holy crap, you're beautiful.
Elena : Y/N and I got married!!
Alisha: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.
Alisha: How did you even get in here?
Elena : Y/N's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Elena 's door"!
Y/N: I'm closing the window.
Y/N: I don't like bugs. Elena , are you even listening to me?
Elena : I seem to have misplaced my ant farm.
Y/N, at Alisha: MOOOOOM!
