I deadass need idea's someone give a me request please-
Alisha: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!
Carol: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves.
Mephisto: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.
Artemis: I'm not creepy.
Artemis: I'm petty.
Artemis: There's a difference, ya' know.
Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Lars, with Alisha and London behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes...three.
Lars: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Lars: Spinner FUCKING FELL OFF!
Leon: I still don't have a New Year's resolution.
Mephisto: You could lose a few.
Praxina: You could be less lazy.
Elena: Don't be such a bitch.
Leon: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
Carol: You guys worried about Mephisto?
London: Totally!
Praxina: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Carol: And what'd you say?
Praxina: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
London:
Carol: They're lucky to have you as a sibling.
Mephisto, texting: O
Elena: What?
Mephisto: Don't read into that.
Elena: But I will read into that.
Mephisto: HOW?! IT'S A LETTER!
Elena: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?
Mephisto: Dude, really?
Mephisto: It's a fucking letter.
Elena: It could stand for something!
Mephisto: IT DOESN'T, I PROMISE!
Elena: Like Oppression! Or worse...
Mephisto: Dude, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/
Elena: Optometrist.
Mephisto: Oh my God...
Alisha, admiring a sleeping Spinner: You're so cute.
Spinner, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Alisha, lovingly: I know.
Lars, texting Spinner: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater...
Spinner′s phone, auto-replying: I'm driving right now–I'll get back to you later.
*Later*
Spinner, texting back: Fuck you.
Artemis: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Updyke: I think you mean cards.
Lars: They did not.
Artemis, pulling out knives: I did not.
Lars: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Alisha: No, that's not how you make cookies.
London: FLOOR IT!!
Lars: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Alisha: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Lars: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Carol: DO IT!
Alisha: NO-
*Carol dies in a game with ships*
Artemis: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.
Artemis: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.
Whitty: Legend has it that Carol still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.
Carol: Of course I do.
Artemis: HELP! I TOLD MEPHISTO I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Leon, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Carol: So... what's goin' on?
Mephisto: You want the long version or the short version?
Carol, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Mephisto: Shit's fucked.
Carol: Oh. Well, yeah, that's definitely not an optimal situation.
Lars: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Praxina: Lars, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Mephisto?
Artemis: You're smiling. What happened?
Leon: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Spinner: Whitty tripped and fell down the stairs today.
Spinner: I just found out from Alisha today that when Artemis died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Andy said, "They should aim at the coffin to be sure."
*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Spinner: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Carol: Five second rule!
Leon: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Artemis: *Sobs on the floor*
I Crave ideas please give me requests for shit-
