Chapter 1 - Why the fuck is leorio here

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**heads up, dickwad! if you've never seen 'To Catch a Predator' (theres plenty of clips on youtube) then you most likely not understand some of this first chapter. enjoy.)**

Chris handsome was doin what that sexy piece of hot ass did, catch predators and get arrested for not showing up in court, not paying for merchandice, either one of those two google doesnt know either fsr

but said predator was leorio, and leorio knew he was getting catfished by chris hansen and thought it was the sexiest shit ever (fuck hisoka) 

when he arrivided, he ran inside the sting house and started yelling "ITS MR LEORIO" to which chris handjob steped out from behind a curtain and yelled back "WHY DONT YOU HAVE A SEAT" leorio hug chris hansen and moments later had an intense makeout session, yes the cameramen filmed it and put in on live tv 

chriseh and leorio had very hot and uhhhhh (im not gonna write a lot of this) weird sex ig. the next morning chris asked leorio to marry him and leorio said "sure why not kirapika left me for lord farquaad sooo.."

theyre wedding is gon be on the 20th of april 😊👌👉👈

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