Mask By Dream SUS REMIX is playing in the background. I am fuelled by the no homo socks on energy. I'm so confident, so swag, so I sing along.
"I SUCK HIS DICK WITH A SMILE FOR HOURS AT A TIME" I scream, showing off my magical abilities. I start levitating, my tiny 4'1 body flying off the ground, whilst glowing pink. My blue pink yellow green brown gold silver bronze brunette auburn pink purple orange orbs start to glow, and my magical unicorn muffin fairy dolphin princess belly dancer gnome gremlin water fire ice earth avatar anime powers start to overwhelm me. The monks hiding in my wardrobe run out and grab me to pull me down. But its too late. My true form has been revealed! I'm an UwU princess dragon unicorn!
They chant and woodland creatures storm into my room. The bow, for I am their queen. Their screams of happiness flood over me, and I leave trailing pink glitter behind me.
I am carried into the woods, where dream and gogy await me! They are kissing passionately, but when they see me, the run to me, trying to kiss me. I simply say no, and they get on their knees, asking for my hand in marriage instead. Dream shouts that he will leave gogy for me, as he knows I am his biggest dreamsexual. He promises to perform the acts in the sus remix with me, and I can't refuse. We get matching thrones in the forest, and gogy sucks our toes when they need cleaning.
Life is great here. I bet you wish it was yours.
A/N: Greetings from Russia. UwUSenpai_master698===D here! I write satire shit.
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