So once opon a time (I know, clique right? Just hang with me for a sec) the four clans, the Yeti Kingdom, Polar Region, Skull Domain, and Sloth Jungle, all lived in peace. That is until the Great War. How did the Great War start, you ask? Well since youre so intrigued... The Great War started on a day like any other. The Sloth King and the Polar Emperor were taking a walk together that fateful day. The Sloth King (Sloth's great-grandfather) was wearing his favorite t-shirt and was eager to show off. The Polar Emperor (Bernard's great-grandfather) saw the shirt and thought it was hideous, so he kept quiet about it. The Sloth King kept hinting at it to try and get that one compliment he so desired but alas no prevail. Finally the Sloth King couldn't take it anymore. "Hey brah don't you think my shirt is cool beans?!?!" exclaimed the Sloth King. "Nah bro dats just plain hideous." replied the Polar Emperor, who was well known for being brutally honest. Well dat started some crap. It broke out into a fight in which all clans took sides. The Skulls sided with the Bears, saying that "you should be able to insult someone's shirt if you wanted to." The yetis sided with the sloths, saying that "even if you didn't like the shirt, just lie." It ended up in name calling, accusations, and fighting. The Polar Emperor, consumed with rage, went up to the Sloth King, who was beating the shit out of some polar bears, and tore his favorite shirt in half. The entire room went silent. Such an unspeakable act had never been done before. This ment war.
