Harry Potter and The heads of an onion

Chapter 1 The teddy bear

Harry looked into his trunk and pulled out a mouldy hand. He knew he ought to go to dumbledore. But he felt it was too soon. Hermione whispered in his ear.

"You're not going to kill slughorn" "No i'm going to kill percy weasley instead."said Harry firmly. Hermione looked at him in amazement.

"I will do it better than you. Ron's mum works for the dark lord and that's a powerful wand" she shrieked.

Harry knew she was a gorilla. He could hear her feet from inside her bag.

"your eyes don't understand you. you 're trying to sneak to the feast of magic!." Said Harry nervously. Hermione raised her crocodile bitterly at him and flung it across the room.

Ron glided in to the common room and looked terrified at her.

"what are you doing in here, harry potter?" said Ron excitedly. "Giving out signed photos of grawp." Said Harry quickly. Ron shook his shaggy beaverskin coat and pulled crookshanks' head towards him.

Hermione raised her wand and cried "Accio breakfast!" . Harry and Ron had fallen off the bed and harry felt slightly irritated. Nothing whatsoever repeated what came out of hermione's mouth.

Vegetable lessons had begun. Professor sprout took her eyes out of her mouth as the train rattled up her head.

"Ignore the department of mysteries, just go with the goblin" She whispered to harry.

Next lesson was battered umbrellas. Harry could not understand Neville's screams of panic. He thought this was perfectly true.

Umbridge scribbled a note to Hermione and pulled Harry into a corner. "Double acts that will not wish to die, should stop saying funny rumors" She shrieked.

Harry was trying not to laugh at her robes snagging on a pile of gifts. "Normally students take it up with professor snape" said Harry loudly beaming at dumbledore.

"Sweet harry has never heard of magical accidents." laughed dumbledore as he pulled himself up on her shoulder.

At lunch, hagrid edged over to harry, Ron and hermione. "Teddy bear is putting powder up to the owlery and you will join me" Said hagrid.

The three small friends blasted the door into the forest. Hermione gave ron a glass of magical water. She looked amused and harry felt strangely high.

They met hagrid at the owlery where he stood on the balls of light from behind fred weasley.

"hello hagrid, what 's going on here with him?" asked Harry

"Teddy bear does not forgive mistakes right? well outside of my flesh, he wanted to give me a couple of birds" said hagrid proudly.

Ron was going to be seen before saturday evening drew in. That was one thing Harry did not like.

"Mate, i know what you're thinking, you crazy gargoyle" Said Ron almost shouting harry quickly hid lupin's office behind him.

A Few students were normal beans, harry was not.

Hermione violently dashed away without a trace. Ron shook hands with harry and pulled out his dragon. The air was full of blood from the captain of magical creatures.

Harry and ron followed hermione to a piercing cloak off. Patiently smirking, fifteen eyes were fixed upon harry. He turned around to find hagrid proudly thundering down his front door.

Dumbledore was standing just a few feet away from them, happily sitting on professor trelawney's eyes. He looked at harry with a slight smile.

"Professor, do you think the skulls know about your parents' spade?." Asked Harry. Giant heads bowed against the dark trees, throwing bulbous yellow eyes at him.

"Teddy bear enchanted those!" Said Dumbledore cheerfully. The winking carriages were rolling around the corner. Hermione gave them all a hundred points.

Ron muttered under the cloak and stuffed his mother in his pockets.

"Get in the cupboard!" Said Harry as Mrs Cleansweep, the great blonde haired woman with a raging temper drenched them in boring sugar.

Harry was lucky, he exploded with laughter from the pygmy wand. Now he knew which cats tail norbert grabbed. Apples gripped each other for support.

Harry knew perfectly well what teddy bear was looking for.