The next morning Harry woke up at the staff table. He was very uncomfortable and dirty. The whole school was going to prince lupin 's tennis game.
"ron! Are you going to tell me what 's going on here? " asked harry. "We're going to the pumpkin patch for the hinkypunks! " said Ron excitedly.
Harry 's face was covered in silver flagons. Ron looked smug.
Hermione came down to breakfast and grabbed some frog spawn. "Hermione! Is it true that they are not going to kick lupin 's robes? " said harry. "No the ministry does not have the power to create fools " said hermione quietly. "Fools are moaning rats " said Ron. "Yes the dark lord has been stealing fluffy ears from the ministry " said hermione.
Dumbledore stood up and streaked toward the door. He said "Let's go to the baboon's rooms " "no the dark lord will not take kindly to it!" shouted hermione. But they did not believe her. Harry and Ron looked at each other in greatest surprise.
They all left the grounds with wild galloping desks.
Suddenly harry could not see his wand and cried harder than ever before. He stopped the merpeople from whinging about the scrambled eggs.
He looked around for the wand. He looked up and realized that it was strutting majestically along the top of a nearby tree. "I've found you " said Harry angrily as he slammed it back into his pocket. He ran to the other two.
"where have you been? " asked hermione "my wand, it was having a proper grudge against you" said harry. "Really? Your father would be foolish enough to make it stop " said Ron. Harry was quite glad to be seen carrying a large clump of brains.
Everyone stopped and dumbledore shook their heads on the way to lupin's green moon. "Green moon? Is it true that it might be able to save your own life? " Harry asked hermione "yes but only if you wish it would distinguish between wizards and goblins " said hermione.
"Green moons are the strongest ability you can have" said dumbledore "they sort creatures like snakes into azkaban " he added.
Lupin appeared from behind the door of the brain. "Good morning students, this way through the rectangular tiara" he shouted.
They all followed him to the ground with a large squid. Ron was staring at a dashing jacket. Before he could take it, a long finger swung forward into his mouth. The finger belonged to severus snape. "Weasley, what would you 're slug do with a cauldron? " said snape
"Cauldron? No idea where exactly the dark lord is" Said Ron nervously. snape looked more apprehensive than ever before. Lupin firmly appeared around the corner of his face and opened his robes. "What in the daily prophet is this" He said slowly. "line and the rest of magic hearing" Said Ron grumpily. Snape had a very pretty flagon. He knew perfectly well that the newcomers knees reached the greenhouses.
The green moon was as useless as a pair of socks. Harry quickly bounced onto the stone ponytail. He went back to the castle troll. It sounded strangely distant. Ginny weasley had sent him in front of the bus. Hermione quickly reached out to harry 's cheek and pulled it off.
Harry was trying not to laugh. Ron muttered under his eyes "no one else is going to let you have a purple moonstone". Then disappeared into the darkness.
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Harry Potter and The heads of an onion
FanfictionI saw a really funny fanfic made by botnik and it inspired me to make one using the same bot. None of this is serious. Just for abit of fun. Everything belongs to JK Rowling.
