Luisa: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!
Mirabel : I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Isabela can fight in that dress either.
Isabela: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride
Julieta: Why is Mirabel crying?
Camilo : They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Mirabel: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Julieta: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
Mirabel: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Julieta: NO, NOT THAT!
Agustín: I told Camilo that their ears turn red when they lie.
Dolores : Do they?
Agustín: No.
Dolores : Then why did you tell them that?
Agustín: Because I can do this.
Agustín: Hey Camilo ! Do you love us?
Camilo , with their hands over their ears: No.
Félix: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it's cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.
Julieta: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.
Félix: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
Abuela Alma: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?
Isabela: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...
Isabela: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Félix: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Camilo : So did their neck.
*Julieta recording whilst Agustín and Bruno are arguing*
Agustín: HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!! HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Julieta: *wheezes like a tea kettle*
Bruno, pulling out a knife: I'm gonna stab them.
Agustín: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Bruno: It's my favorite movi-
Agustín: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, BRUNO!
Bruno: I'm not fighting with you, I'm not fighting with y-
Agustín: GROW UP, BRO. GROW UP!
Luisa: Are they stupid?
Isabela: Yes, but they prefer to be called Camilo
Antonio : Hey, what are you reading?
Mirabel: This is my magic book where any ink spilled shows a scripture of the future, however it bears a curse making it broken, and as such in order to make any scripture appears, I have to do it myself.
Antonio : Impressive! I must have it for myself!
Isabela: So it's just a Notebook?
Mirabel: It's just a Notebook.
Dolores : While I'm gone, you're in charge Camilo .
Camilo : Yes!
Dolores , whispering to Julieta: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad.
Julieta: Obviously.
Antonio : Isabela, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Isabela: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Antonio : Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Bruno.
Isabela: Wait- Antonio , no-
Julieta: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Mirabel without them noticing?
Antonio : Hey, Mirabel, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Mirabel: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Julieta: ...
Pepa : Agustín, I am questioning your sanity...
Julieta: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.
Mirabel: How long do you think it'll take?
Agustín: I don't know, three or four.
Mirabel: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?
Agustín: Yeah, maybe five.
Mirabel: Five what?!
