A/n: This will be a story that will be using the Fairy Dance Arc from SAO, but use the lines/story from SAO Abridged. Once I get to what the latest episode is for SAO Abridged right now, there will be INCREDIBLY SLOW UPDATES! Keep that in mind while...
We see a few seconds ago, with Kiria and Y/n rushing through Red Armor Dude 2, cutting him down, and killing him.
Red Armor Dude 1: KEITH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Red Armor Dude 2: Argh! Those damn humans just done asploded Keith! But... it couldn't be!! Are they the ones that the prophecy-
Y/n then rushes towards Red Armor Dude 2, and prepares to cut him down.
Red Armor Dude 2: *normal voice* Oh, wow. You're not even gonna wait now, are you?
Y/n: Nope!
Y/n then cuts right through the second dude, and sheathes his sword.
Y/n: Alright, that was a good warm-up!
Kiria: Couldn't have said that better myself!
Y/n: *to Red Armor Dude 1* Now, kind sir. Come on down, and show us some of that southern hospitality.
Red Armor Dude 1: "Come on down"? Girl, you two got a working set of wings now if you could fall from the sky now, don'tcha? Why don't you mosey your inferior little bee-hind up here and we'll settle this like warriors.
Y/n: Yeah, no.
Kiria: Y-Yeah. We'd be wasting our own time just to get up there, and then having to come back afterwards.
Y/n: Yeah, so we ain't coming up!
After an awkward moment of silence, Red Armor Dude 1 speaks up.
Red Armor Dude 1: Oh my fucking god. Can you two not fly? Goodness, I knew you humans were a garbage race, but I had no idea you were impotent!
As Red Armor Dude 1 laughs at them, Y/n pulls out his gun and shoots it at the guy, shocking him.
Y/n: *Image Below* Alright... fine! I'll just shoot your wings off, and then kill slowly and painfully! But I'll be kind. What do you want? To keep your wings and die, or lose them and die? Either way, you're going to die!
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Red Armor Dude 1: *grunts* No, I think I'll pass, human. I don't know what sorta arrangement you degenerates have made with the Sylphs, but know this. The Salamanders cannot be stopped... and we shall not rest... until we have... dat booty.
Y/n: Oh my fucking god.
Kiria: You're a scumbag.
Red Armor Dude 1: You two are the reason why- *scoffs* You know what? Enjoy the ground! Later, losers!
As the guy flies off, Y/n and Kiria both sigh in relief
Y/n: That guy was annoying.
Kiria: Yeah, and it's a good thing he did leave, since we can't-
Leafa: *Noble Voice* Shhhh! Do not speak right now, filthy humans. You cannot display your weaknesses to thine enemy.
