I (Probably) Don't Know What I'm Doing

Introduction

Warning
*I don't know what I'm doing.
*This is my first book.
*I am not a good writer
* I'm not good with words.
*Most of these are extremely stupid, retarded, idiotic, but some are actually thought provoking.
*Some parts will be hilarious and some will be depressing.
* For those who have been waiting for this book, the reason it took so long is because I was drawing the cover. Does it look good?
*You should just stop reading now.
* Seriously stop reading.
* Halt, stop reading this.
* Okay fine be a rebel.
*Multiple horrible puns.
*Many fandom references
* Many quotes
* I'm making this introduction extremely flat and boring to make you not want to read the book, but obviously if you are still reading this you must really want to know what I'm thinking.
*Dedicated to my friends, good and bad, who taught me how to look at life.
* Dedicated to the crazy people in my life who inspire me.