Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Episode 2: Time

"Time"

Before reading, I would just like to state that the names of the characters in the video has not been revealed. So, I prefer to call them the following: "Red Guy, Yellow Guy, Green Bird, Clock." I do not call them by the fan names.
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Red guy: Come on guys, stop mucking around. We only have five minutes until our show's on.

Green Bird: That's not enough time!

Clock: There's always time for a song.
(Huh, who is that?)

Clock: Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist. The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist.

Green Bird: Oh.

Yellow Guy: What's the time?

Clock: It's quarter to nine, time to have a bath.

Green Bird: What do you mean? We're already clean!

Clock: Scrub, scrub, scrub till the water's brown.
Time is a ruler to measure the day. It doesn't go backwards, only one way. Watch it go round like a merry-go-round. Going so fast like a merry-go-round.
Let's go on a journey, a journey through time!
Time is changing all the time, it's time to go to time!

Red Guy: But we don't really want to, we're going to miss our show.

Clock: Don't be STUPID friends, C'mon it's time to go.
Time is old like the Victorian times.
[With cobbles and plagues and speaking in rhymes!]
[With cobbles and chimneys, a simpler time!]
[With cobbles and sawdust and batteries and slime!]

Yellow Guy: The tree that is old has circles inside.

Clock: The tree that is older has shriveled and died.

Green Bird: The apple that's fresh is ripe to the core.
[And I rot overtime and I'm not anymore]

Clock: Time can be told by the moon or the sun, but time flies fast when you're having fun.
There's a time and a place for mucking around.

Green Bird: Like birthdays,

Red Guy: And camping,

Yellow Guy: I'm friends with my dad.

Red Guy: And then what happened after the olden days?

Clock: Time went new and got old like history. Stuff from the past went into a mystery.

Yellow Guy: ...And old man died...

Clock: But look, a computer!
Everything's cool, IT'S THE FUTURE.
Time is now, the future anew. Look at all the wonderful things you can do. With gadgets and gizmos and email addresses.

Yellow Guy: My dad is a com-computer.

Clock: Look at the time!

Green Bird: It's quarter to eight, there's fish on my plate!

Yellow Guy: It's twenty past day, there's fish on my tray!

Green Bird: It's eleven to twelve, there's fish in the bath!

Red Guy: It's nine thirty, there's fish everywhere....fish everywhere.

Clock: Now you can see the importance of time, it helps us make pizza, it keeps things in line.

Green Bird: But when did it start?

Yellow Bird: And when will it stop?

Clock: Time is important, and I am a clock.

Red Guy: If we run out of time, then where will it go?

Yellow Guy: Is time even real? Does anyone know?

Green Bird: Maybe time is just a construct of human perception. An illusion created by-

Clock: Meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH, MEH!
Sunrise, sunset, night and day.
The changing in seasons, the smell of hay.
Look at your hair grow isn't it strange how time makes your appearance change?

Yellow Guy: Make it stop!

Clock: It's out of my hands, I'm only a clock.
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine.
But eventually everyone runs out of time.