randy marsh x stephen stotch forbiden love

chapter 1

Stephen stotch was your average white guy except he had a secret.............. he is in love with Randy Marsh!:!???? He's had a crush on him for many years, but hasn't told him. He is married, and so is Randy. But that's the not the problem, it's Gerald Brofloski. He is in love with Randy too... 

stephen stared at the tv screen until his his son, butters, came up to him and said "Hey dad do you by any chance have a bazooka Eric wants to play it with me". Stephen said depressingly "its in the bathroom cabinet" Butters thanked him and walked out the door to play bazooka with eric. Stephen sighed and went to make himself some soup. His wife was ignoring him again, why did life have to be so cruel?? Why couldn't he be with Randy?? He ate his soup while watching the afternoon news. Nothing new really, just Butters shooting up his elementary school with a bazooka. Why did his son have to be such a bad person?? I guess he has to ground him again. He gets in his car, and drives over to the police station to bail Butters out. "Dammit Butters why are you shooting up the school? You're going to get grounded when we get home mister." He sighed and said "sorry sir." As he was driving home he was thinking his life over then realized "If i can get rid of Gerald, Randy will love me forever!!!" He parks the car and runs to start his mischievous plan.