Obey me! Oneshots bc why the hell not.
🥀- Lucifer
💸- Mammon
🎮- Leviathan
📚- Satan
🍑- Amadeus
🍮- Beelzebub
💤- Belphagor
🖤-Diavolo
🧙♂️-Solomon
🐶-Luke
⛪-Simeon
☕-Barbados
》》
💋-Smut
🍋-Lemon
(i was told there is a difference:/)
🍬-flu...
You have to read the first one to not be COMPLETELY lost (you probably will be either way)
Y/n: pov:
"WOt" I uddered ass Mamowons cum pressure like a drip drip drippded down my mouth
"Uuuwu😳👉👈 I- umMMMm" hE GAYzed upon me Bluwushing like a bitch
"Thou HAST CHEATED UPON ME WITH WALUIGI?!?!?!?!?!" I VulTuRE screeyeeched at him
He SLOWOLY tucked his 🥸penis🥸 back into er hOWOzen ("pants" in uwu german)
"Alas 🤚😔🥺😳💃 I have✨✨✨" mammowon withpered... barely ubove a wisper
"Howo🤧dare⛔you🧍♂️!!!" I openly wept😭😎👍
"Uhh, yuh kween 💅😔👍" he nene'd in response "I was desperate fo yo TLC channel butt 🤪 recieved a servear deficit 🥸"
I whipped out my 🤲🦿🦵phone💪🦾🤲 and called ✨him✨... walashqui-g
"NOWO PLEASE 🥺 HE MASNT😭 BE AWARE🗿 OF MY INFIDELITY 🤠" mammowon protested
"I MUST CALL HIM BITCH SO WE CAN SORT THIS SHIT OUT!!! SO STFU AND SIT THERE LIKE A CARROT!!!!" I said with a 🕳👄🕳
"YAAAS QUEEN😘😜🤪" Waluigi greets me as he answers the phone 🍊
"Kween 🥺 you slept with my bottom, please get here assap"
Waluigi gaspped and saided "omw bae"
(What a pal🦾)
SUDDENLY!!! HE SWAM INTO MY ROOM FROM THE WINDOW
"I am here!!!"
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"Waluigi🥺" me an Mormon said at the same time ⏲ 🤣 😂 🤧 💀 😔 ⏲
"DONT GIVE ME THAT SHIT MACBOOK!!! YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH NONE OTHER THAN MY OWN SISTER AND YOU CHEATED ON MY SISTER WITH NONE OTHER THAN ME, HER BROTHER, YOU CHEATED ON ME AND MY SISTER WITH EACH OTHER!!! HOW DARE YOU, YOU LOW LIFE CROISSANT!!!" Waluigi jujued on that beat at Microsoft
"Woah" Mammoth woah-ed "I I'm the sorry, my snail died and I've been under alot of stress 😩 the sprite cranberry shut down🗿"
"THAT IS NO EXCUSE >:(" I chortled at Mammography "eapseshially with Waluigi having a bae bae on da wea💃💊🥸💅⛔⛔⛔"
Menopause and Waluigi gasped at the same time, looked at me like they were street lamps 🔦 😐
"Y/n... I haven't told him yet🥸" Waluigi cries... openly
"😳⛔🤚👀🦿🕳👄🕳😶😬" Motorola speaks
"Yes🥺👉👈 and it's yours(🤥)" Waluigi says, holding his boobs tentatively
"LE GASP" I SPOKED "🦣" SAYS MAMMOTH
"Bae🥺 let's raise the cost of gasoline" says Montgomeryville
"Yes🤧" states Waluigi, going into labor
Mammon and Waluigi cupid shuffle out of my room, headed to the ER
I am left to be in the friendly zone and get partial guardianship over the baby, as mammon is unfit to take care of the child
A few weeks later they were featured on a episode of Morey, where mammon was discovered to not be the father and mercilessly killed everyone in blind rage
