💊💸Mammon cRaCk💸💊

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A/n
Im gunna apologize in advance for...
Whatever this is :P
Its 1am and I have like 3 braincells left and this is what they thought would be a GREAT idea :)

Y/n POV:

"Owo™, I aM sO boREd!! If OWOnly my BfF in tHe WhoLe develDOM wuZ here🥺👉👈"
I stated quite preposterously✌😔

"dUWU nOt fWet my Dewer fwend👁👄👁"
MaOWOn sayded as he YEETED into me quarters.

"Yee yee🤠"
I scrYEEched¡¡

"YEE YEE🤠"
He yeeyee-d in response¡°◇•

"Do ye wAnt eh sPrite CranBerry™???¿¿¿"
I asksksksksked me BESHT FWEND

"OOHHH yes i Duwu (•◇•)¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!,°°♧°♡•◇°◇○♡'"
MamOWOn responded plainly

"Here yuh gough🤭✌👉👈✊😔🦶"

I gevedd hem dah sRipe ranCrerry™

"Ew wooh, tanx yowo beweshty!!"!

We wuz now sitted on deh bed.
But not jus any bed!

Oh no👁👄👁

It twas 🙄😗🖤😋🍋😂🖤😂🤭😁🤡😁🤡🥺👉🤭🤠🥺😁🤡😁🤡😁💸🤠💊🤭🖤😁🤡🏠🤠💜💙🔮🖤🤭👁💊👄💸🍋👉🍋🖤😁😋🤡

My bed ✊😔✌

❤💫🖤💦💥💯💜❤💫💯💥❤🤎🧡💙🧡🤎💥💦🖤💥💯💜💗💙🧡🖤💙🖤💫💯💗💦💫

As besties, we be cuddlin™

But it not always be pLAtoniC cuddlin

UWU no it not be 😗

NO

MamOWOn is bAby biCth

HE lEt his tSUnDeRe
☆¤☆•°○○~°°♧•♡ emotions°◇☆°○♡○¤▪︎•°◇

Git in Da wae ov our RomAnTIc ReaLaTIonShIp™

I sense him gettin StIff as a "accidentally" Tooch hIs InNER tHiGh

"OWO! What tis that I sea??? Is that a bulgieWulgie™??"
I ask

"OH emm GoShnEsss! Do noT tHing i LikE yOu mOre rhAg pLanTonTics!"!"!

"UwU thEn Why is SPrItE CrAnBeRRie™ cum ing out of YER Pp?!?!?!?!"

"Uwu i giVe iN!! I WAnt YoU 2 SOOKK my Pp Y/n"

And SOOKK hiS pP i did

~~

As i sooked his Pp he Was A mOannIn in Me

"Oh My y/N!! I tHiNk i Jus mIghT-" he AttEmtEd To spek as i SooKed his WEINER™

SUDDENLY!!!!
H3 shot SpTiTe CranBERrY down My throat As he YElled

"WALUIGI!!!!!!"



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IDFK man :)

Im so tired:P

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