Who is Marley Rose?: A Supergirl and Glee Crossover

Chapter One: Virgin Mary of McKinley High School

[Scene: Restaurant]

(Kitty): The rapture... When the end times come the true believers in Christ will be lifted up body and soul into heaven. Leaving everyone else to duke it out.

"Kitty... What is this?" Mr. Shue asks, sighing. 

"Ummmm," Kitty hesitates "I don't know how to answer that."

(Jake): Sorry I made you come to this.

(Marley/Kara): That's okay. You're half-Jewish right?

[Jake Nods]

(Marley/Kara): Does that mean you'll float up to heaven at half the speed?

"Before you say anything! I now know that being Jewish and floating up to Heaven at half speed have nothing to do with anything." Kara defends. 

Alex laughs at her sister. "I think that's expected Kara."

[Scene Change: Marley's Locker]

(Marley/Kara): I've never been suspended before. I've never even been in trouble for anything!

"Now that's a huge lie." Eliza Exclaims. 

"What do you mean?" Tina asks Eliza, confusion clear on her face. "Marley is the biggest goody-two-shoes that has ever been in Glee Club." 

Eliza laughs, "No-no. I remember when Kara would wake Alex up in the middle of the night to seek out of the window. We literally had to board it up."

The former New Directions look at Kara, shocked. 

"Did that stop her at least?" Rachel asks. 

"Yeah? Did it?" Livewire sasses, but still unsure as to why she was here. After all she had no idea who this Marley— or Kara girl—was for that matter. Well, besides Kara being Cat's assistant, that is. 

"Nope. She just broke off the boards. I don't know why we thought that would work." 

The New Directions seem to be soaking in this new information.

[Scene Change: Jake's Locker]

(Marley/Kara): -to get to Breadstix extra early 'cause they're having a Julie Andrews tribute at the Lima Limelight; Mary Poppins, The Sound of Music, Princess Diaries back to back it's 'gonna be amazing.

[Scene Change: Classroom]

(Marley/Kara): I'm a virgin!

"That's also a huge li-" Mon-El's voice is muffled by Kara's hand. 

Both Adam and Jake's eyes, as well as Clark looked like they were about to bulge out of their heads. The latter being completely oblivious to the others.

"Wait. So you're telling me that the Virgin Mary of McKinley High School isn't a virgin?" Kitty questions. 

Mon-El removes Kara's hand from his mouth, "Unless virgin has a different meaning then I think it does, then Kara is definitively not a virgin." 

Kara buries her head in her hands, "Can we please stop talking about my virginity?!"

(Kitty): That's a shocker to think nobody's tickled inside your musty mildewed granny panties. Except for the family of crickets that nest in there.

(Marley/Kara): Yeah well... You wear a smaller bra than me!

"Kiera... Tell me you did not just use that horrible excuse of a insult"

"Ms. Grant?!" Kara exclaims. "I didn't know you were here." 

Whispers of 'Oh my God, Marley knows Cat Grant!' circle through the mouths of the New Directions.