Zane's Facts

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Languagepolice:

Do you know that there are more planes in the sea than submarines in the air?

Rockydangerbutt:

What-

Ohsoflameyone:

Ok?

Languagepolice:

Do you know that every time you blink, someone dies

Motormouth:

Now that's scary

Rockydangerbutt:

I mean, I don't think that's accurate at all

Ohsoflameyone:

He's a nindroid

Languagepolice:

The oldest picture of you is also the youngest picture of you!

H200000:

Interesting...

Hacker:

So is Zane gonna keep on doing this for the whole day?

Motormouth:

Not till I break him

Languagepolice:

If I eat 99 pounds of Nacho, am I 1 percent nacho?

Hacker:

...

Rockydangerbutt:

That's not even a fact

Languagepolice:

Are Oranges named orange because Oranges are orange or is orange named orange because oranges are orange?

Motormouth:

Can't believe you said Oranges 8 times and it actually makes sense

Candyboy:

I thought he knew all of this crap

Languagepolice:

Dora the Explorer and the Internet Explorer has the same speed in processing simple information

Hacker:

You gonna say language to that?

Candyboy:

Zane I think you forgot to include Jay there

Motormouth:

No

Candyboy:

Ok dunderhead

Motormouth:

Shut up goldilocks

Languagepolice:

If two mind readers read each other minds? Then who mind are they reading?

H200000:

That's a very good question

Ohsoflameyone:

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