Chappals: Fir Tupperware ko bhula diya? Yesss! I feel useless no more. 🤗
[You lost Tupperware again?]
Fridge: Abe bhukkad, kya tak rahi hai? Idhar kya main khana banaegi baith ke? 😒
[Hey, what are you staring at? Do I make food sitting in here?]
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Shower: Chup ho ja, please chup ho ja! Tu hi to hai agli Dhinchak Pooja, ab bhagwan ke liye chup ho ja. 😌
[Stop, please stop. You are gonna be the next Dhinchak Pooja, now stop, for God’s sake.]
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Toothpaste: Aa…aah! Mummy! Haaye kamar tod di meri… Arre dusht manushya! Tum logo ko 100 gram ki tube mein 110 gram toothpaste nikalte daya nahi aai? Haaye! 😫
[Aa…aah! Mummy! Oh, you broke my spine…Hey you cruel human! Didn’t you have any pity in squeezing out 110 gram toothpaste from a 100 gram tube?]
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Old cloth: Call me, pocha! 😎
[Call me, mop!]
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Socks: Itni jaldi haar to main manunga nahi. 😏 [I won’t surrender so easily.]
*Le Me: *brahmastra* Mummy! ⚡
Mummy: *Finds socks*
Yahi par to tha. [It was here itself.]
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Le Socks: Haar kar jeetne wale ko bazigar kehte hain. 😎
[The one, who wins, even after losing is called a ‘baazigar’.]
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RandomJust some stupid people doing stupid things and us cursing them the roasts in the book do not belong to be so the credits go to the original owners !!