A Wrong Turn Of Events [The Fault In Our Stars]

Bitch imma finna kick yo ass

"Bitch":normal
'bitch': thoughts

I'm so mad , i got my ass kicked by that ratatouille lookin ass bitch akutagawa, and i missed out on meeting that cool hacker, what a shame , i really wanted to see his hideout.
Dazai and kunikeda brought the black haired girl, i think her name was  Nobuko sasuke-
i mean sasaki.
Dazai and kunikeda aren't letting me into this case because I got my ass kicked by akutagawa and i have no such thing as patience.
*Sigh*
Man , i wish i was in some kind of fanfic where they'd let atleast let me join them, why does kunikeda hate me so much.
I was mentally sobbing when yosano called me over.

"wassup" i said casually sittinh on her work desk, she smiled at me "you have a mission, alone this time, dazai said you'd be able to handle it on your own"
'new mission? Im sure as heck there was'nt any other mission going on right now, haaaah well, its not like i'm busy and dazai did show a lil bit of faith in me, what could go wrong?'

"sure! When do i have to leave?" i asked rolling my sleeves up to kill a bitch. Yosano handed me over the paper that had the info about the mission.
"about right now"   

*timeskip*

"nope nope nope nope nope"
I thought i had to check some club for some people some kinda drug that makes people's abilities go haywire.
BUT I DIDN'T KNEW THAT THE MAN SELLING THE DRUGS WAS A PERVERT.

He had at least three women on him, i walked in wearing a pretty short dress that made me look and feel confident.
 

(the picture is not mine, and it did not show any credits Unfortunately , itwas on pintrest on the wattpad page and tbh it doesn't really ever have credits on it, but this is the dress, you can always change it to something more your style :)  ) 

hehe i look like a badass lady, time to knock this strawberry pimpass down.

Speaking of the strawberry pimp he looked at me and licked his lips with a smirk.
'ew' 
He had a lip peircing and eyebrow peircings, pinkish red hair? And blue eyes.
He was wearing a shirt and pants. The shirt was unbuttoned from the top, two buttons open up exposing is collarbone, he was muscular as well.
'ok , i need to move smart not strong'
I gave him my middle finger with a sweet smile and turned around to walk away and sit at the bar.

Soom enough i heard someone walking towards me.
'he is walking right into my trap :D'
I gave myself a mental highfive and continued acting.
He took a seat next to me.
"what's a hot  girlie like u doin here?" he smirked , ok this is your moment y/n, ITS YOIR TIME SHINE DONT RUIN-
"i have AIDS"
" what"
" what"
I shook my head with a small blush on my face because of embarasment .
" i mean, i'm here to chill, wtf do you want" I said turning away  from him. I heard him chuckle,
"playing hard to get i see~" he said turning my chair back towards him. He took my chin in his hands and tilted my head up.
" what do u say we have little fun?"

' I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON BITCH WE JUST MET-'
"sure"

I am screwed, i am so screwed.