A Wrong Turn Of Events [The Fault In Our Stars]

ding dong your opinion is wrong.

Here I was in between dazai and the wall. If you're thinking that it's romantic then no it's not cause he has overlined lips and e-girl eyeliner, how? Kenji saw me doing that to atsushi while he was asleep and he decided to make dazai into a discord kitten. Dazai was kind of mad saying 'oh why! oh why! Who will double suicide me with now!'
Not only that but kenji also put his hair in pigtails with pink ribbons. I couldn't stop laughing so dazai thought pinning me to the wall would shut me up. But one detail that I missed was now straight up in my face.
Eyelashes... Not normal pretty eyelashes but I'm a British brat who doesn't know how to make up kinda eyelashes.

I mean this, straight in your face.
I wheezed so hard I thought I was gonna die. I fell to the floor laughing. Dazai looked concerned then he angrily stomped away. Kenji came running to help me get up. "Big sis are you okay, did u like it?" He asked sweetly, "i-i loved it k-kenji" I managed in between wheezes, "I DONT FIND THIS LOVELY!" I heard dazai scream and I started losing my shit again.

*30 minutes later*
"Y/n"
"Mm"
"Look at me"
" I can't"
"Why"
"I can't unsee, no matter what"
"Are you serious?" Dazai asked me. I nodded my face still turned away from him, he may have removed the makeup but I cannot forget his face. I grabbed my phone to check the time only for it to be snatched by dazai himself. "Hey!" I jumped up, he looked at my phone oddly with a horror-stricken face, "you made it your wallpaper!? Where do u even get the picture!?!" He shrieked, "Kenji took it for me" I smirked and snatched my phone back. "That damned kid-"
"HEY! don't talk about my baby like that" I smack his head. "We can make better kids!"
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Dazai smirked proudly, only to see me speedwalking out of the office, "hey!"
Hell to the no, I'm not doing this, this chocolate motherfucker can die.

*somewhere else*
Lumine walked to the adventure guild to get her commission rewards and left quite satisfied, on the way back she examined the object she found on her expedition in dragonspine, a hourglass. She turned it in her hands, paimon appeared behind her, "aah still thinking about this?" Lumine nodded,"we should ask albedo right?"
Paimon stretched her arms while nodding, and so they set off to find the chalk dude.

"Sucrose I'm not depressed I'm a genius" albedo spoke while mixing strange things together. Sucrose sighed "have you had a single ounce of rest from the past few days?"
Albedo slowly stepped out of her view, sucrose was about to speak when she spotted the traveller "good morning traveller!" Lumine smiled," morning sucrose! I'm here to see albedo, is he here?" Sucrose nods "Sir albedo is around the back, he is experimenting with different types of ore, I suggest calling him from a distance, four explosions have happened in the lab ever sine he started." Sucrose sighed, paimon flew to sucrose"i'll stay here with sucrose to keep her company! You go traveller!" Lumine sighed as she went off to meet albedo. Lumine entered the now foggy room of albedo's lab where she could see a certain blonde doing something. "Greetings albedo" she walked up to him, "oh traveller. What brings you here?" Albedo asked, lumine dug into her pocket and took out the hourglass she found "I wanted to return this" albedo raised an eyebrow,"what's this?" Lumine frowned "is this not yours?" Albedo shook his head. Lumine turned the hourglass in her hands "it looks like a artifact but it's not so I thought it was yours since you tend to keep things like these" lumine muttered. Albedo nodded "well I do agree I have a vast collection of such things but I have no seen this specific hourglass before" they both started discussing it and then decided to experiment. "Use your elemental sight on it, do u see anything?"
Lumine did as said and shook her head while sighing "nothing, I already tried it with elements too it's no use"

"Albedo nee-san!" A small blonde girl came running inside, albedo panicked "klee wait stay there-!" But it was too late the little girl had already noticed the peculiar thing and picked it. The hourglass grew brighter at once, klee looked at it mesmerized as the hour glass started glowing more and more. Albedo sprinted towards klee. "KLEE NO-"
.......

Ching-ching

*back to material girl y/n💖*

                   Moihusbando💖

-y/n!
Y/n!!!!!!

-hello??????!
Y/n!

-jeez what is it?
Why are u blowing up
my phone?

-there is a disturbance in the realm! Someone might have came a bit too early!

-i'll meet you at the cafe
beneath the agency.
Come fast.

"Great"
"sushi bby imma head out! See ya!" I grabbed my sling bag and zoomed down the stairs almost falling on my ass. When I bumped into a small child. "Sorry hon! Wait- why are you here alone?" I crouched in front of her only to see a blonde girl with pigtails and big tears in her red eyes.

"KLEE?!"