! Unexpected Crisis ! - A Dave & Bambi Fanfiction + Golden Apple

• New Interactions • {Chapter Two}

Media created by Pvzfan92 on YouTube, called Bandu's Kitchen.
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NOBODY'S POV
"OMGz OMG!!! YOUR SO CUTE NOW!!" Bandu jumped excited, he squeezed his brother into a hug, nearly choking them.
"Alrizghtz, alri-ghtz, I getz itz-" Expunged cut himself off during their statement, and stared menacingly at Bandu.
"Whatz?? Did I say anythingz wrong?" Bandu placed Expunged down and looked at them, confused.
"No-w?" Expunged looked angry as fuck, trying to spill the answer out of Bandu as they both walked in the living room.
"Wellz- You were, ughgj,,, how do I word this?" Bandu tried to think of a excuse, stopping in his tracks.
Suddenly something came fumbling down the stairs, it looked like a pig, with a snake wrapped around it's neck, lightly.
"WhOz- the fuck-- is thatzz??!" Expunged barked, which made Bandu step back lightly.
"Chill the fuck out dumbass, it's me and Dave."
The shadowy-figure fully came into view, it was Dave and Bambi.
"Holyz shit guyz, what happenedz to you? Your a lizard-- and a tapir?" Bandu tilted his head to the left, awaiting a answer.
"A snake and a pig." Dave corrected him in a calm manner.
"Yeaghz--! I knew thatz, totally!!" Bandu sweat, guiltily looked to the other side. Apparently our beloved dumbass doesn't know about certain types of animals.
"Okay then?" Dave slithered off Bambi's neck, flopping onto the floor.
"AnywAYz-- do you guyz knzw whatz happenxdz to uz?" Expunged snapped, gaining the others attention.
"No you fucking dumbass, it's completely new to us." Bambi growled.
"I wasz just askingz!! No needzz to ge-tz fuckinz- pissed about it, bitchboyzz!" Expunged snarled back.
"Try me you fucking bitch!" Bambi flung at Expunged, which totally brought them to the max.
Bandu literally fucking turned around for just a second, and looked back to see Expunged and Bambi beating the shit out of eachother, it was quite funny because they couldn't do anything with their stubby paws/hooves.
"Alrightz, that's enough." Bandu interrupted their boring-ass fight and shoved them lightly to the side.
"Canz we justz figure out what's going on without fighting, please?" Bandu gave both of them those puppy-dog eyes, which they couldn't resist.
"Fine." Bambi rolled his eyes.
"Anywayz, how are you guyz so calm about this?" Bandu curiously asked.
"Because were pretty used to this, it happens everywhere we go." Dave slithered himself onto the couch, and plopped down.
Expunged looked outside the window, there was still a full moon, they then howled.
"Expunged, shut the fuck up, this isn't some werewolf shit." Bambi murmured.
"Whateverz-- you sayz cornbitchhzz, I'm gonna go to sleep, nighty night fuckezzrs." Expunged walked out of the living room, walking into the hallway where they and Bandu slept.
"Whatzz about Ringiz, Bambom, n' Bendu?? Shouldn't they know about thiszz?" Bandu whispered lightly.
"We'll tell them about it tommorow." Bambi grabbed Dave off the couch and walked upstairs.
Bandu shrugged, "Okay thenz?" Bandu then walked back into the hallway they shared with their brother, entering their room.