Million Dollar Baby (complete)

The not so perfect plan

JPOV

We finally had a plan. It took us four hours to come up with one, but we finally had one. Of course, some of that time was spent waiting on the reinforcement Alice had decided we needed to call in, in the form of my cousin, Rose.

"You're a disgusting pig, you know that?" Rose spat at me after having sat through the explanation of why we needed her there.

"Yes, I do," I agreed, because it was true, but it was also irrelevant at that moment. "Regardless, it's not like that now. I love her and she loves me and she's sitting in there with her father, unwilling to let me leave so that she doesn't have to go through all this shìt by herself. Now, are you going to help us, or not?"

"Yes," she finally agreed and then gave me her signature bitçh look. "But...I'm only doing this for her because you obviously took advantage of the situation. She doesn't deserve to go down in flames for something that you're equally as guilty of, enabler."

I was fine with that, because she was right.

Rose was actually the one who came up with the ingenious plan. I was shiț for contribution because I couldn't get the thought of Bella wearing panties out of my head. It was a blatant disregard for my rule, a cheap shot, and she had to be punished...soon. I was so looking forward to it.

"Alright, team, let's get out there and bring home the win," Gabe said, and as I walked past him, he grabbed one cheek of my ass firmly in his hand. I immediately stopped and turned to look at him with a raised brow.

"What?" he said with a coy smile on his face.

"You just totally grabbed my ass. That's a gross invasion of my personal space," I said with an I'm-on-to-you-look.

"Oh, pfft," he scoffed. "Don't be so full of yourself, honey. Although you do have a very cutie patootie, that was just an eensie, weensie, teeny, tiny smack on that fair derriere...like when one team player smacks another team player on the ass on the way out to the football field."

"He's right," Rose said. "I'm a sports agent, I should know. I see it all the time. Kind of hot, if you ask me."

"See, look." Gabe turned toward Rose and said, "Boobie gropes," as he palmed both of her breàsts and squeezed them twice. "Oh shìt, them's some nice boobies," he sang, alternately weighing them in his hands. "Water bra, or boob job?"

"Bitçh, please," she said with a roll of her eyes as she grabbed his wrists and pulled his hands free at the same time she craned her neck around to check out his rear. "Butt pads, or is your ass just that fat?"

"Oh my God, sassy mouth!" he screeched as he playfully smacked at her. "I swear, if I didn't luv the dong so much, and you weren't already married, I would so turn bi- for you."

There was definitely way too much gayspeak in the room for my liking.

"What about me?" Alice asked with a pout, clearly feeling left out of the orgy of inappropriate touching that was quickly spinning out of control.

"Aw..." Gabe cooed as he pushed his bottom lip out to mock her. "Come here, Tink-Tink-Bo-Bink." Alice's face beamed with excitement as she skipped over to him, clapping her hands. Gabe put his arms around her, grabbing both ass cheeks and humped her three times, fast and hard.

When he was done, Alice stood back with wide eyes and started fanning her face with her hands and said, "Wow," with a look of admiration on her face. Bet Joseph would love to know that his wifey was thoroughly turned on by a gay man. I made a mental note to remember that for later, because you just never know when information like that might come in handy.