Bird Doctors Are Hot {SCP-049 x Reader} (DONT READ, DISCONTINUED!)

Chapter 0

I sat on my couch watching TV half asleep. The day had been boring so far, I didn't have to work today and it was too hot outside to do anything out there...so here I am, watching a crappy rom-com..

*DING*DING*DING*DING*DING* I jumped as the sound of the doorbell being rung echoed through the small apartment. Whoever was at the door was ringing the doorbell over and over again like crazy. 

"COMING, COMING, YOU CAN STOP RINGING THE DAMN DOORBELL!" I yelled, frustrated, as I slowly got up. 

I grabbed a cigarette and lit it as I walked up toward the door. I took a puff as I opened the door only to see a small manila folder sitting on the step. I quickly glanced around, not seeing anyone. 

"Hello? Anyone around?" I yelled out.

 Not getting any response, I picked up the folder and walked inside, closing the door behind me.

I couldn't help but be curious as to what the folder would hold. 

I rubbed my eyes as I sat at my desk and opened up the strange folder. I could feel my brows furrow as I examined the strange documents in front of me.

"What the fuck...?" I muttered to myself as I examined the strange papers. Turning them around to examine both sides. 

Each paper was about a different creature..or SCP as the papers referred to them..Was this a joke? What are these? I couldn't help but feel I was looking at something I shouldn't know about..

Curiosity taking over me, I turned on my computer and went to google. I quickly typed 'SCP Foundation' into the search bar. I leaned back and took another puff from my cigarette as my screen loaded...loaded....still loading...Suddenly with a loud pop, my computer's screen went black. A bit of smoke drifted from the monitor.

I let out a frustrated grunt and started to try to turn my computer back on. Nothing. I shook my head in frustration. What the hell is going on? Finishing off my cigarette and throwing it away, I stood up slowly and ran my hand through my hair (sorry if your bald...just...rub your baldness-)

All I could think of doing at this point is just going to bed and seeing if my computer will work in the morning. I walked towards my bedroom only to stop and look back at the strange papers. 

I slowly walked back to them and picked them up. Perhaps I should read through them some more. 

I walked back to my bedroom with the papers and layed down. I started scanning through the papers, one catching my eye. 

"SCP-049?"

I started to read through the document. I had to admit, if this was a joke the document looked relatively legit. It was quite impressive. It had pictures..places..doctors..

Getting invested in the strange papers, I continued to read through them. Some were interesting, some were...not..A few I found particularly interesting were SCP-106, 203, 999, and 2056..though above all of them SCP-049 stood out the most to me. I couldn't help but feel disappointed that I didn't have the recordings that the file showed..I was curious to hear what the strange plague doctor-looking creature sounded like.

I glanced over at my clock only to have my eyes widen.

"Oh, shit- it's two in the morning-" 

I slid the papers onto my nightstand turned off the small lamp by my bed.  I then rolled over onto my side and slowly faded off into sleep..

                                                                                       *Knock knock*

                                                                                  *Knock knock knock*

                                                              *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

"FUCKIN' HELL I'M WAKING UP ALREADY, GOD- SHUT UP!"I yelled as I looked at my clock

It was three in the morning. What the actual fuck. 

I got up, frustrated once more, and groggily walked out of my bedroom and over to my front door. I slowly opened it to see four men. Two were wearing black suits and sunglasses and were standing closer to my door while two others wearing tactical gear holding guns stood a bit further back. 

Looking around at all the men I couldn't help but ask, "Aye, are you the guys from Men In Black?"

One of the guards let out a small chuckle while everyone else remained quiet. 

"Follow us Mr. (L/N)" Said one of the men wearing a black suit. 

Before I could ask why, the other guy wearing a black suit grabbed my wrist and started Dragging me away, one of the guards following.

As we walked off I could hear one of the black-suited men start to talk "Ulgrin, go in and ransack the place of evidence, we can't leave anything behind."

What the hell was going on. I cleared my throat and was about to start talking only to have the man that was holding my wrist interrupt me 

"Talk and we shoot. Keep quiet and do as you're told and you won't get hurt."

I quickly shut my mouth. 

The strange men led me to a van where they pushed me in and sat me down. Before I could do anything else one of the guards took the butt of his gun and used it to knock me out.

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This was requested by @HatuKora, thanks for giving me ideas and motivation! Hope you all enjoyed!