Chaos
"Excuse me" McGonagall said to Crystal "have you seen Mr Potter?" She asked
"Harry?" Crystal asked, before adopting a thinking expression "Um, about ten minutes ago, in our common room. Last I checked he said he had something important to do and he'd be right back"
"Did he say what?" McGonagall asked with a feeling of dread
"Not really" Crystal shrugged
"You'll never catch me Potter!" Came the voice of Seamus Finnegan as he ran past them at an incredible speed with Harry chasing after him
"OI!" Harry shouted "THEM'S ME LUCKY CHARMS YOU GODDAMN WANKER!"
"Found him" Crystal pointed in the direction Harry was running
"Thank you" McGonagall said dryly
"You're welcome" Crystal beamed before skipping away
"Sweet Merlin, he's corrupted her" McGonagall shivered
"Oh, hi Professor Riddle" Harry said as he ran past Quirrell
"W...what?!" Quirrell shouted
"I said 'Hi Professor Quirrell'!" Harry shouted as he continued running away "Seamus, I will kneecap you!"
"You'll never get me!" Seamus shouted back
"If I find my rabbit's foot is missing then expect my own foot to make it's way up your..."
"Mr Potter" Dumbledore said as he sat at his desk in his office, Severus Snape stood on his right side and Minerva McGonagall stood on his left. On the other side of the desk, Harry sat with a very innocent look as he smiled at the three "we are here to discuss your behaviour"
"Really? Why? There are far more interesting things to discuss" Harry said "for example did you know that the Peregrine Falcon is in fact the fastest animal in the world, at least in the muggle world. I don't actually know what the fastest magical animal is, do you?"
"Hmm, actually I do not" Dumbledore responded "on one hand you could say Phoenixes as they just flame travel to wherever they want but I assume you are referring more to fast as in physically running or flying, in that case I would have to say..."
"Albus, enough, I don't care about your blasted birds!" Snape interrupted
"Ah, sorry" Dumbledore smiled sheepishly before turning back to Harry "now Harry, we need to discuss your behaviour. I have a list of lines that I'm told you had to write"
"Oh really?" Harry asked
"Yes" Dumbledore pulled out a long list and began reading them "we would've done this last week but then that incident happened and you had to quickly leave my office"
"What incident?" Harry asked
"The one with my beard!" Dumbledore glared at him just as Harry went into flashback
"Ah, Harry" Dumbledore said as Harry entered his office, Snape was on his right and McGonagall stood on his left, as usual. "I need to discuss your behaviour with you"
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Chaos
HumorHarry gets thrown back in time and ends up in his ten year old body. This time, he's going to do everything different, this time he will have a proper relationship with the love of his life who happens to be a Siren and this time he's not playing Du...
