Chaos

Chapter 07

Chaos

"Oh Merlin" Madam Hooch moaned as she entered the staff room

"Lines with Potter again?" Sprout asked sympathetically

"Yep, we've got another list of line

"Let's hear them then" Flitwick prompted

"Fine" Hooch said as she began reading the list "alright here we go:

'I will not go to classes sky clad'

'I am not the heir to Hogwarts'

'I will not make rude gestures with my hands'

'I will not make rude gestures with my feet'

'I will not teach others how to make rude gestures with their tounges'

'I am not a rude gesture'

'I am not a rude jester'

'I will stop shouting 'gay' for every hour that Draco Malfoy exists'

'I will not 'Tarzan' my way through the hallways'

'It is not opposite day'

'Tovay is not misspelt day'

'I will not try to bribe Professor McGonagall with milk, balls of strings or any other cat related items'

'Professor Snape has a hook nose, not a nose that can be used as a hook'

'The Weasley twins are not my servants, nor am I their pranking god'

'I am not a pranking god'

'I will stop referring to Professor Snape as 'virgin for life''

'I will stop saying 'I'm going to see some pussy' every time I go to Professor McGonagall's class'

'My kingdom is not everything the light touches'

'I will not try and turn every other male in school into a female so my girlfriend doesn't get tempted'

'Just because Headmaster Dumbledore dresses ridiculous, doesn't mean I can'

'I am not vengeance, nor am I the night'

'I will not use the armours on the third floor so I can joust'

'I will not skip a day of school and dedicate it to the god of mischief'

'I am not the long lost heir or distant grandson of Loki'

'I will not make a fifth house called Loki'

'I will not put slithery on the Slytherin banner, annoying on the Gryffindor banner or bitchy on the Ravenclaw banner'

'I will not place best on the Hufflepuff banner'

'I will not rally students so the house names can change from Gryffindor to Potterdor, Slytherin to Potterin, Ravenclaw to Potterclaw or Hufflepuff to Potterpuffs'