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Fleegle:okay son! Show me what you got! *points at a ski ball machine*
Snorky:hmmm....AHA! *throws a ball at it, but it bounces back to him, and hits him in the head * ow
Fleegle:we have a lot to work on *looks at the camera *
*intro plays*
Fleegle:*looks at the camera again * HI KIDS!
*cut to an audience screaming in terror*
*cut back to fleegle*
Fleegle:welcome to the carnival! This kids is a place of fraud! *points at the sign * FRAUDS!
Snorky:FRAUDS! *points at the signs *
Fleegle:there we go boy!
Snorky:*waddles in *
Fleegle:*walks in * ya see kid, this is a place of people who want your money. That's why everything is rigged.
Snorky:everything?
Fleegle:everything!
Snorky:wow
Fleegle:oh look! My favorite game! Topple the anvil! *points at an anvil on a pedestal *
Snorky:how does it work?
Fleegle:give them $5, and try to push it over
Snorky:*spits out five dollars * hello!
Drooper:howdy person I do not know! *winks at camera *
Snorky:*hands him the five dollars *
Drooper:give it a shot!
Snorky:*starts pushing it *
Paw:now Shag, this is the carnival! A place full of free opportunities if you give them enough blunt force
Shag:wow!
Paw:*hands him a bat * hit that lion, then push the anvil
Shag:*runs over, and hits Drooper with a bat *
Drooper:OW! Give it a shot sir! *flops over *
Shag:*goes to the opposite side of Snorky, then starts pushing *
Snorky:*pushes harder * Please fall over Anvil, please?
Shag:*pushes it over * WEEEHOOO!
Snorky:*gets crushed by it *
Shag:I did it!
Paw:we did it! Now pick a toy!
Shag:hmmm....
Fleegle:you might wanna look who you pushed it onto
Paw:*looks * HAHA! Little runt *looks back at the toys *
Fleegle:we have competition today
*fade to black*
*fades to whack a mole *
Fleegle:I already taught you this one
Snorky:*lifts up a mallet, but it's too heavy so he falls over * ow
Fleegle:crap
Snorky:I got it! *lifts it up, but he falls over again *
Fleegle:I got it! *gives him the mallet connected to the game * there!
Snorky:*lifts it up * YAY!
*the game activates, and moles come out at rapid speed *
Snorky:*smacks almost all of the moles * WEE- *gets hit by one of them *
Fleegle:*grabs the mole *
Mole:AH! AHHH!
Fleegle:*claps his hands, with the mole in between *
Mole:AH- *turns to dust*
Shag:hmmm.....*sets the machine on fire * dad says this will keep them still
*fade to dunk tank *
Bingo:HEY YOU! YEAH YOU TWO WET SOCKS!
Augie:Hey!
Bingo:hey!
*camera pans to Fleegle and Snorky walking to the dunk tank *
Fleegle:this kid, is how it's done!
Drooper:*hands him a ball * the bears said it's all on the house *looks towards camera * help me
Fleegle:*throws the ball at the target*
*the ball hits the target, but bounces off. It hits Snorky *
Snorky:DOH!
Fleegle:hey! It hit it!
Bingo:the Ruggs rigged it- I mean you lost fair and square
Paw:*throws him in * looks like you caught us
Fleegle:why?
Paw:to be the antagonist of a kid's cartoon
Fleegle:this isn't a kid's show, it's a family show
Paw:hi family!
Fleegle:how did you rig that anvil?
Paw:that wasn't rigged, your son is just weak
Fleegle:*pushes him in *
Snorky:yay!
Drooper:HE'S GONE! TAKE THIS TEDDY AS A TOKEN OF GRATITUDE! *hands him a teddy bear *
Snorky:*looks into it's eyes *
Fleegle:THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
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