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Written By:WebbStudios Characters Owned By Warner Bros Music:YouTube Music + The Ren and Stimpy Show Soundtrack Fleegle-WebbStudios Bingo-WebbStudios Drooper-WorstRandomsStudios Snorky-Stock Sounds
Fleegle:Bingo! You are Drooper's vintage Ricochet and Droop-a-long dolls! Didn't you?!
Bingo:if you insist! *eats them *
Fleegle:Spit them out boy!
Bingo:*spits them out *
Fleegle:good!
Bingo:*eats it again *
Fleegle:*sigh * buddy, please stop that
Drooper:dah....Dinner's ready! *hits a cowbell *
Bingo:is there chicken?
Drooper:nope, old moldy socks!
Bingo:*happy gasp* joy!
Fleegle:old moldy socks.......again
Drooper:yep!
Fleegle:Moldy socks!
Drooper:yes?
Fleegle:MOLDY SOCKS?!
Drooper:*nods *
Fleegle:good! *eats his with a fork *
Bingo:*cuts his * why are all these right socks?
Drooper:the lefts were lost in the washing machine
Bingo:.....I think I threw them in the toilet
Fleegle:thanks for the meal droop!
Bingo:....you know what! I'm gonna start my own franchise! With cowboys and hot ladies! *runs off and slams door *
Fleegle:ummm.....nobody was expecting him to say that! Well.....can't wait for him to come back
Drooper:I don't think he is
Fleegle:oh.....*starts pacing, each time slower *
Drooper:you ok?
Fleegle:*flops onto his face * no
*fade*
Bingo:*walking in an alley * .....Fleegy! I'm sorry!....no he won't take me back after that.....
Ricochet:hello!
Bingo:AH- who are you?
Ricochet:I'm ricochet, this is droop-a-long
Droop-a-long:hi
Ricochet:we work for Hollywood!
Bingo:I used to....
Ricochet:we can help!
Bingo:YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME FIND FLEEGY?!
Ricochet:no, but we can help you get money! There's a club down the street where talent scouts are!
Bingo:oh my goodness! Thank you! *walks off * for nothing *stops at the club * wow! Looks wonderful!
Yogi:*flies out * OW!
BooBoo:*flies onto him *
Yogi:that place is horrible!
Bingo:you guys should complain to the owner!
Yogi:we are the owners
Bingo:oh crap! *walks in and is immediately pummeled with tomatoes * huh! Weird ketchup! *gets on stage * y'all hear the one about FENCE?!
*the audience goes silent *
Bingo:huh....tough crowd!
*the audience erupts into laughter*
Bingo:tough crowd!
*the audience laughs harder*
Bingo:*grins*
*transition through that image being on a newspaper*
Snagglepuss:how does it feel to have created the funniest joke in existence?
Bingo:it feels great!....unless I have a TOUGH CROWD!
*zoom out to show fleegle watching at home *
Snorky:*walks over *
Fleegle:I miss him....
Drooper:I miss his teeth!
Snorky:*raises sign that says "I miss his cheese" *
*fade to black* *fade back in*
Bingo:thank you thank you! You're a wonderful audience! Tough crowd!
*laughter*
Bingo:they love me *grins, but then frowns* but....doesn't fleegy love me too?
Exec:Yo! We'd like to give you money! Just sign this! *pulls out contract*
Bingo:money? Sure! *signs it * there!
Exec:this means we own your joke, your likeness, and your soul!
Bingo:wait what?
Exec:*drags him off*
Bingo:woah woah!
Exec:*throws him in a cage* now make a new joke!
Bingo:but I can't! You can't do great things under pressure!
Exec:then I'll guess we'll just terminate you!
Fleegle:*busts in* hey! *throws a large piece of wood at the exec* how dare you swindle my idiot sidekick?! *beats the exec up, causing it to become a huge cloud of dust*
Bingo:pal!
Fleegle:*throws exec out*
Bingo:I'm sorry! *hugs him and cries*
Fleegle:woah woah there!
Bingo:she said she'd give me money! *pulls out contract* wait...she said I'd not get money if a dog killed her....
Fleegle:why wasn't I told of this?!
Bingo:I didn't know! Guess you're gonna have to smack me *grins and turns*
Fleegle:you fat bloated idiot! *slaps* you filthy worm! *punch* you bloated sack! *hits him with a hammer*
Bingo:*winks at the camera* that's all folks! *fade to black*
