JUST MY TYPE

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We arrived at the Marriott where the medical conference is being held at.

We get out with my niece and nephew . The hotel staff come and get our bags of baby clothes,  food and strollers and we carry them in their car seats .

Maur thanks for doing this for me. J I know you love them. Let's put them down in the play pen after bathe them,  feed and change them  .
They didn't fuss at all. J read to them until they fell asleep .
We had dessert but was careful not to scream loud not to make too much noise from waking them up.
J I am guessing they didn't get the photo you text them earlier. No, but Parker will be fuming and Christina will be laughing.  It's a perfect photo for my contact for Parker.

Your bad J  I know.  Just wait until they pick them up and see all the red Sox blankets and clothes we bought them. No you bought them.  I got them the two New York Yankees blankets. You on your own from this one. Chicken. No smart  there is  a difference . Let's get some sleep.  Night J.  Night doc.
The following morning I  woke up feeling good.  My cell phone was dingy with a text.  I open it up to see the  items the kids have and  their photo with red Sox blankets and clothes and two Yankee blankets.
Parker my contact photo. Maur got the sorry team blankets.  I wanted to burn them but no dessert if I did.

Really Rizzoli.  Dang you.  No the red Sox crap will be burned.  Babe whose the text from.
I toss her my cell.
I look and laugh.
Jane don't worry if she burns anything of red Sox,  she won't have dessert for a month. 
I laugh when I read both their texts.  Bye the way, I  hope you two slept well and our babies didn't keep you up . Dessert and sleep was terrific.  Yes we slept well and dessert was good.  Tell Parker bite me. Oh my will do. If they give you problems we will be at the Marriott tonight for the rest of our stay.  We are here now.  This is where the medical conference is.  On going love sporting these onesies for Parker to see .Okay bye.

Parker I will pack our stuff and have everything downstairs by lunch so we can get out of here. Okay. I  know you don't want me near Hazel. No I don't.
I kiss my wife bye and leave to the last part of my contractual fulfillment .
Morning all.  Hazel get the fuck away from me. What is wrong with you sitting on my lap.
You didn't have to shove me off of you. Your lucky my wife isn't here.

I decided to go downstairs after I checked our stuff with the hotel staff.
I see Parker shove Hazel off of her. I come in laughing.

Everyone turns around and sees me.

Your lucky she did and not me bitch. Now back the fuck away from my wife or it will be the last thing you do.

I get up and stans near my wife.  I haven't seen her this angry since June and the NCIS Hawaii actress.

Sweetheart I took care of it.
The publishing rep comes running.
Hazel what are you trying to do get bad publicity. We told you no more bad behavior or your contract would end. Get your stuff and leave now.  Our lawyers will be contacting you on the reimbursement from this event.
Mrs. Jones we are sorry for her  behavior towards you. Its all been caught on tape and photos now. We still would like you to do more books with us. I was gonna contact the publisher ceo and tell her this is my last event. I won't be writing anymore books.  I want to just work and spend the rest with my beloved wife and twins. Thank you for all the years the publishing company has published my last 6 books. Is there anyway we can change your mind? I am afraid not. Good luck on your career and your family. Thank you.
Babe when did you decide to do this? When she sat on my lap. I don't always want to be looking over my shoulder. She is being served in a few minutes too with a restraining order to stay away from us. Professor. Chris you know I love to teach and write. You three are more important to me. Okay Professor.
Chris kisses me and sits by me while I finish signing my books.
We both were happy this was over with.  I said good bye to the other authors and wished them well. We checked out.