At the funeral
Lenny: okay, guys, let try to act normal in there.
Roxanne: what's wrong with your sunglasses?
Lenny: I don't want any reason for these guys to call me-
Kurt: Hollywood!
Lenny: hey. Look at that Kurt McKenzie.
Kurt: hey.
Lenny: and the whole McKenzie clan.
Kurt: come here man.
Lenny: Deanne, you look great.
Deanne: I do?
Lenny: my wife's over there. Go and say hi. Children.
Kurt: I see that ass is still growing. Got a little Kardashian in there.
Lenny: well, you've kind of turned into W little Michael Vick thing, if he was bulimic.
"Both laughing"
Deanne: hi, Roxanne. I don't know if you remember me. I was at your wedding. I was the one that was table dancing all night. Deanne McKenzie
Roxanne: of course. Deanne, hello
Deanne: hi, nice to see you
Roxanne: oh my god, you're glowing. You look so beautiful with your pregnancy.
Deanne: what the hell are you talking about?
Roxanne: "makes a face"
Deanne: "starts laughing" i'm just playing. Oh, my god. You should've seen your face. You were like, "huh?"
Mama: little Lenny Feder.
Lenny: mama Ronzoni got big, huh?
Mama: look at this handsome hunk of prosciutto. Such a big success.
Lenny: how about your son-in-law here, I hear he's a house husband now.
Mama: Pfft! My daughters gotta bust her hump all day to pay the bills, while dummy here stays home and cleans.
Kurt: I don't know how you could talk to me like that when you look like Idi Amin with a propeller on your head
Deanne and Roxanne walk over
Deanne: Roxanne this is my mother
Roxanne: hello mama Ronzoni I'm so pleased to meet you, I'm little Lenny's wife.
Mama: ooh. What a spicy quesadilla you get yourself, Lenny.
Lenny: yeah, she tastes great.
Greg's phone starts ringing and Keithie starts dance
Cassie: Greg no phones "takes his phone"
Marcus: wait, no cell phones? Then I'm out of here.
Lenny: Higgie.
Marcus: what's up, McKenzie? You got those soft hands. Still using Palmolive? Hey, what's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were gonna start working out.
Lenny: what does that mean?
Marcus: Um you're fat
Lenny: No. No. Hey, guys, this is good news. I always wanted to represent you. You're the third Olsen twin?
Marcus: keep it down. Hey, so those are your kids? And who's that girl? That's not a nanny, is it?
Lenny: no, it's my oldest daughter from my other marriage, Cassie come here
I walk over to my dad and his friends
Cassie: what's up, dad?
Lenny: Cassie these are my old friends Kurt and Marcus
Cassie: hi guys nice to meet you both
I shake both their hands
Kurt and Marcus: nice to meet you too
Eric: hey, now.
Lanny: Lamonsoff. Rolling up in a Caddy?
Eric: that's how we do it.
Kurt: nice Caddy. You selling lawn furniture and crack?
Eric: come on, I'm the co-owner if Branchville Lawn Furniture, man. I'm the boss now, baby.
Lenny: good for you Eric
We all look at the church doors and see Rob who I met once
Marcus: oh, my god. It's Captain Caring if the SS Melodrama.
Kurt: oh, he's gonna okay this one big.
Cassie: cue "Hey"
Rob: hey. Hell of a circumstance, huh?
Lenny: I know, I know. It sucks. It's great to see you. Hey, uh, Roxanne, Cassie. Remember Rob?
Roxanne: of course
Cassie: the kid who didn't hit puberty till he was 19
Rob: hey, man, that was our little secret
Note: I'm skipping the whole introducing Gloria thing cause it kinda grosses me out. Sorry
