Formula One Imagines

First Date - Lance Stroll

TRIGGER WARNING - ALCOHOL 

After you first met a drunk lance stroll in maple madness, you were so excited to go out on your first date.

You slapped on some makeup, hurting your face from slapping it so hard and you out on a leotard. Perfect.

You and Lance were going to Tim Hortons. Mmm Canada.

'I'll be outside in 3 minutes. Just leaving.' The text from lance said.

'But Lance? You live 60 miles away????' You replied. You got a light jacket on which was suitable for snow and waited on the drive way to be greeted with Lances f1 car over turned.

"Hello baby" HE WAS DRUNK

We got to Tim hortons and I ordered a yummie Berger.

"I'll have fish and chips and a vodka please." Lance said to the ugly worker.

"Okay sir"

Lance scoffed his food and downed a pint of vodka. I love him.

"Y/N, I know its our first date but I just want to say I'm so in love with you. Do you like my outfit?" Lance was wearing his old racing point suit. He looked gorgeous in pink. It was as pink pink as my yummie chicken Berger.

"It's outdated and ugly lance" Lance started crying as he downed two more vodkas.

"Let me drive you home" he said

"Okay babie" I said while sticking lollipop sticks down my socks.

NEEEE NOOORRRR NEEEE NOOOOOOR

"Eh, do you know how fast you were going?" The police boy said.

"Fuck off my dad will write you a check" lance said while sticking his tongue into the CD player.

The policewoman punched lance square in the face.

"Y/n, please come to Alcoholics Anonymous with me."

"Okay"

"Thank you all for coming, remember, this is the first step of becoming sober. And, you don't have to give your real names if you don't want to."

"I'll start." Lance said. Wow he's so brave.

"My name is Lance Stroll, I'm a famous formula 1 driver. This is my girlfriend Y/n, and shes an alcoholic."

I start crying.

"It's true, I love the voddy." I cry. I thought lance was an alchy, not me.

Suddenly my pet cat was sick and I had a mental breakdown.

"What a perfect first date, I'm so proud of you Y/n, now lets get a bottle of vodka and put some forks in peoples toasters." Lance said while licking my knee caps.

"Okay world champion of vodka"