Chapter 4: Mad Peach

1.3K 12 3
                                    

Mario: I love this magic watch!!! I'm so glad this bonked on my head

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

Mario: I love this magic watch!!! I'm so glad this bonked on my head.

Boopkins: I've used it to keep JubJub away from Hot Dogs.

Mario: *cough* Wieners.

SMG4: I just wondered who left a banana at the bottom of the stairs? Tari could've had an accident.

Boopkins: Oh, that might've been me, JubJub almost ate one. I'm keeping him away from long food since he almost choked to death, earlier today.

Mario: So, you want to keep him away from long things? Including; sausages, bananas, a Subway sandwich... or even penises.

...

Mario: Your penis... Ligma balls... what are we talking about?

SMG4: Mate, just go home. You've had a long day playing with your clock...

Mario: Take off the L, what do you get?

...

Mario: Cock-a-doodle-do...

SMG4: Are you feeling alright?

Mario: Is JubJub gay?

JubJub: What?

Meggy: Well, we will see you, tomorrow.


Later...

Mario: Right, let's get that Kettle on and get our snuggly butts into bed.

Meggy: I've got a snuggly butt, now?

Mario: You've always had one.

*SMACKS BUTT*

Meggy: Ooo, Okie-dokie, lover-boy.


But when they got inside...

Mario: SHIT, WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!!!

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

Mario: SHIT, WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!!!

Meggy: More like; Vandalised!!!

Mario: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE?!?!?!

SMG4 Fanfic: Time FreezeWhere stories live. Discover now