(this is a parody on the shitty pokemon fanfics you see on wattpad most of the time lol)
A troubled highschool boy with a hatred for Pokémon finds light in his sad life in the only Pokémon he doesn't hate. This 'mon in particular may or may not have...
..That was the sound of another weekday full of misery. Another day where I have to do foolish activities that will never apply in my adulthood. Another day where I have to tolerate these damn bullies. Another day of wishing I could bring the Aloha region to its knees and burn it to the ground.. Grr...
Y/N grudgingly got up and went to the Aloha academy, saddened. Knowing that it was going to be yet another day where they had to tolerate bullies and participate in silly activities, they didn't even care that they were gonna be late. They dragged their feet across the school grounds, knowing that they were in for another day of depression.
It was the same old thing like always. The bullies making jokes about how Y/N had a vore fetish and was practically suicidal and wanted to die via being swallowed whole, even going as far as to shove them down a trainer's Victreebel. Thankfully, the trainer raised the pokemon well enough for it to realize that was wrong and spit Y/N out as a result.
Time flew by.
Eventually it became time for Special E.D classes, and the one today was science class. Y/N groaned at this. Science classes has always been boring for them and was also an easy way for the bullies to "accidentally" spill dangerous chemicals onto them. For today, it was.. different.
"Today's class will be about..." The science teacher would begin, writting "Today's subject" on the blackboard
Y/N groaned at this, preassuming that it was going to be yet ANOTHER opportunity for the bullies to make him think about suicide.
"POKEMON!" The science teacher would exclaim, whilst writting the word on the drawboard at a similar speed.
Y/N was furious at this. The bullies would use their Pokemon to secretly use a status condition move on them. "Why do we have to learn about these stupid anima-" Y/N would begin before being abruptly interrupted by a fair-skinned and black haired boy wearing mustard yellow and black backwards-cap, a red and white hoodie, and yellow shorts with black sides with a Pikachu on his shoulder peaking out the door.
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"Pokémon?" He'd begin to say. "Where-" He interrupted himself upon seeing the blackboard with the word "Today's subject: POKEMON" on it. "Ohhhh. You were gonna start teaching about Pokémon. My bad, carry on-" He'd say, dashing out looking as if he were suppressing his embarrassment.
"..What a dumbass..." Y/N would say to himself quietly but loud enough to hear. That boy must have overheard that as he closed the door quickly, not slamming it or anything as he gave off an unamused face directly at Y/N.
Multiple hours were spent doing activities whilst hearing multiple Pokémon cries.
Whilst unwillingly forcing themselves to do an activity, Y/N was constantly being pestered by one Pokémon in particular outside the window. Using the Pokedex the class received at the start of said special class, the Pokedex had (in a robotic, text to speech-like voice) exclaimed:
CELEBI, The time-travel Pokémon It has the power to travel across time, but it is said to appear only in peaceful times.
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Y/N would stare at Celebi, adopting an annoyed-like face. "Hey," Y/N would begin to say. "If you're a time travel Pokemon, how about you go travel through the time continuum or whatever its called to go bother some other scrub."
Celebi must have heard this as it responded with a saddened and disappointed face before hovering down to the ground. Y/N was not phased in the slightest.
"Heh," A familiar voice said. Looks like Celebi has a crush on your ugly ass. Only a Pokémon would love a crustaceous shut-in such as yourself.
An uproar of laughter was heard.
Hatred was building up inside Y/N. Before getting ready to hit the bully back with an emotional stab wound that would have resulted in them getting into another fight that would have resulted in both of them going home, a stray poisonious-like needle had stroked the necks of Y/N and the bully. Y/N wasn't poisoned by this somehow, but the bully who said such an outragious statement was. He was pulled out of science class to go to the clinic. Y/N couldn't help but laugh the hardest they've ever laughed in their life. The classmates didn't do the same, however.
They boo'd and threw stuff at Y/N. Y/N's laughter slowly died off and reverted back to jealousy and hatred. The rest of the class was like any other day, only except that Y/N were getting bullied by not just a few people, but the entire class. Y/N went on their way home, fueled by hatred for the entire Aloha academy as a whole.
