HA I Knew Deku Was A Bottom

A/N so this is set when bakugo and deku are adults (by adults I mean like 23/24) and they have mended there friendship.
!WARNING!
CUSSING
SMUT (at some point)
MENTIONS OF VIOLENCE AND ALCOHOL
ALSO I DONT OWN MHA ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNERS

Saturday, SLAM bakugo slamed his front door "STUPID FUCKING BALLS" he yelled throwing anything in his reach. For some content bakugo, had ran into a news reporter after a very boring and tiring day of saving cats from trees and stopping mass murderers. The last thing he wanted was to talk to that lady that roach that asshole that pathetic excuse for a human. For some more context bakugo and that pathetic excuse for a human dated but soon broke up, because as it turns out that pathetic excuse for a human was cheating on him so you can expect how awful it is not only seeing your ex but also a news reporter especially when you have a job like his.
All he wanted to do was eat some shit food and curl up in his big ass bed that was definitely to small for one man.

*RING RING* voicemail: pick up nerd...please: voicemail end

"What...why is kacchan calling me at 4:00." Deku pondered. Reluctantly he reached for his smashed up phone to call kacchan.

Bakugo: "hay loser"
Deku: "kacchan it's 4:00 in the morning what do you want"
Bakugo: "yeah I know but I really need to talk to someone...sorry if I woke you up"
Deku: "no no it's fine what happened?"
Bakugo: "ok so ya know that chick I was with a few weeks back?"
Deku: "ya? What about her"
Bakugo: "well I ran into her today after work and I lost my shit at her"
Deku: "...what's so bad about that?"
Bakugo: "I may not of told you this buttttt she is a news reporter..."
Deku: "god sake kacchan"
Bakugo: "sorry...heh"
Deku: "has your manager spoken to you about it"
Bakugo: "yeah said I gotta dig myself outta this hole whatever that means"
Deku: "ok well while you do that t I am going back to bed"
Bakugo: "wait! before you do that do you wanna hang out tomorrow"
Deku: "...sure why not"
Bakugo: "cool ok well goodnight dipshit"
Deku: "yeh night kacchan"

Now for those of you that don't know, after they graduated Bakugo and Deku reconnected in some bar in town after a while the exchanged numbers bakugo apologized and they haven't left each other alone since.

It was finally tomorrow bakugo and Deku had scheduled to meat up at bakugos apartment at 1:00 AM. Since it was now 10:00 AM katsuki decided it was time to leave his bed and wash the bird's-nest that was his hair. He got out of the shower at around 10:17 AM so he got dressed and trundled to his kitchen. He was in desperate need of going to the shops he barely had anything but he chose against it and settled for some wired granola breakfast bar thing it wasn't very filling but he had other stuff to do plus he got paid next week so he can get food then.

Soon enough it was 1:00 and katsuki was patiently waiting for a knock at his door. *KNOCK KNOCK* pounce, he was like a lion scrambling to eat his pray....

And that's it please tell me if I could make any changes to this or if you have any ideas thanks you all for reading good bye for now!