Chapter 5: Curse Womb Awakens

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-Camera cuts to Kyoya, Megumi, and Gojo waiting outside of The Cursed Building. It has been some time since Itadori and Nobara entered the premise so There must have been more curse spirits than They have thought

-Gojo and Kyoya started playing Their Made-Card game where any rule is applied to keep Their minds sharp and free of boredom. All while Megumi sits on the bench, quietly spectating

Gojo: "I Put My Attack-Babe on Attack mode!! If I activate Attack-Babe with Attack Mode active than every time it attack, it's attack stat is raised by one point!!" *Gojo flips a card which glows and covers all of Gojo's active cards in bright glow*

Kyoya: "I activate The Middle-Aged SalaryMan!!! Every time a card is taken out, I get a free coin toss to see if I can get a free card!!!"

Gojo: "Then to counter Your Middle-Aged SalaryMan! I will activate... The card named "The card that gives Salary Men anxiety and major depression!!!"

Kyoya: "Shit!! I activate The Repeater-Card!! Heads for two additional moves within this turn, tails and I'll just waste My turn!!" *He flips the coin and catches it. It was heads* "YES!!! I activate Null Void!! It removes all active Buffs, Debuffs, and any form of Shielding!!" *The glow which surrounded Gojo's active card deck vanished. Leaving Them vulnerable*

Gojo: "NOOO!!!!!" *He helplessly watched as His cards were vulnerable since Kyoya still has a free turn thanks to The Repeater-Card* "Wait, that Means You'll lose Your Middle-Aged SalaryMan's passive cave regen?!"

Kyoya: "That's not all!! I floop The Fog of Insecurities!! All Your active Cards now deal 2 less damage points!!!" *He puffed out His chest in defiance. Kyoya had basically countered and nullified Gojo's whole battle plan of relying on Attack-Babe's passive shield*

Gojo: "Your evil!!! Low-Skill Null Void spammer!!!" *He desperately searched through the cards in His hands that could help turn the fight back in His favour*

Megumi: "Told You Gojo-Sensei! Kyoya's a Null Void User. Using buffs and shield cards against Kyoya is useless!!"

Gojo: "Shut up Megumi!! Your suppose to be Morale support Student!! Why aren't You helping Me emotionally through These dark times!!!" *He alluded to the card game He was loosing as 'Dark Times' for Him* "Anyway. I activate Cyclone Tower! With this all My cards have a... WARD SAVE!!!"

Kyoya: "A WARD SAVE!?!? YOU LOW LIFE, BOTTOM FEEDING, KIYOKO SIMP!!!! SENSEI, YOUR CRYING THAT I'M SPAMMING MY NULL VOIDS. BUT HERE YOU ARE!! USING WARD SAVES!!!"

Gojo: "STOP YOUR CRYING AS WELL!! NULL VOID SPAMMING IS JUST AS RETARDED AS WARD SAVE SPAMMING!!"

Megumi' "Ummm... Remind Me again what Ward Saves do? I never really got into the newer editions, so Ward Saves are out of the loop for Me..."

Gojo: *Groans* "Ward Saves allows cards that are under it's influence to be able to potentially avoid damage. Every time a card's takes damage. You toss a coin! Heads then The card avoids damage, tails Then the card will always survive on One health. No matter how strong the attack is, It will always survive on One health!!"

Megumi': "I see... That stupidly OP. It's even more worse than Null Void Spamming-"

Kyoya: "THAT'S WHY GOJO IS A LOW SKILL CHUMP!!! A WARD SAVE SPAMMER IS A NO-LIFE LOSER!!"

Gojo: "KISS MY ASS THEN! OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T!!! HOW ABOUT YOU KISS THE INFINITY BETWEEN US!!!" *Now things were getting a little out of hand. It actually got out of hand earlier but Megumi didn't have the energy to deal with Their bullshit but now He actually needed to intervene*

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