King Tommy of the Antarctic Empire!

What happened before the king's return.

There once was a man named Philza Watson. Well no, that makes it sound like he's dead, but he's actually immortal. Anyways we're getting off topic 'ight?

Point is, he was someone and he did something quite poggers, make an entire kingdom. Or rather, 'Empire' is a better name for it.

The Antarctic Empire was known to far lands and back as having the strongest military in any kingdom, so much so that many lesser kingdoms gave up their lands to not go to war. And those who did chose to go against them.... There was nothing but ash left of those towns.

Now back to earlier, why is Philza immortal? Ah ya see, this is where the bullshit starts. So somehow Philza died in his sleep from exhaustion and was met with lady death herself Kristin, but he somehow swooned her off her feet. She let him return to the living world as an angel of death, which gave him immortality and sick ass wings as a bonus.

Not only that but Kristin agreed to join Philza as the queen, and they ruled for many generations. And then, one day, Kristin got pregnant. 

A few months later she gave birth to twins, who were named Dave and William.

Though when they grew older they went by surnames, Techno and Wilbur.

As they were the sons of a goddess they naturally had special 'gifts' with their own curses. Techno had unrivaled strength at the cost of craving blood, and Wilbur had a voice that could put anyone to sleep but he had asthma, like, terrible asthma.

Techno helped train the army to become even better and Wilbur helped bring some more light into the kingdom... Until Kristin got sick.

This was bad, since Kristin shouldn't have even been able to catch as much as a cold, but then HE showed up. A man with a face that only showed XD on it, who Kristin called XD.

Apparently he was the god above the others, and he only just recently figured out what she had done. As a result he cursed her to die slowly, but that wasn't enough. He also cursed her soul to be tethered to a sword, hidden by himself deep within the castle, and once she died she would be able to do nothing but wait for 1,000 years to go by.

Philza took his family and ran away from the kingdom, hoping that he could escape this curse, but it didn't work.

In her last moments Kristin made Philza promise him to raise his children the best he could........ HAH! some fucking promise am I right?

Instead after she died he started focusing on training Techno to one day avenge Kristin, eventually forgetting Wilbur.

Said musician ran away from the neglect and eventually found a blond child rummaging through some trash and pretty much proclaimed that the kid was his new brother. The kid, me, Tommyinnit, did not object and just went along with the guy who had food.

Wilbur would meet a Salmon hybrid named Sally, fall in love, only to lose her to some pouchers.

When Tommy was around 15 he and Wilbur found themselves on the Dream SMP, and made a ton of friends. Although Wilbur disliked how Dream treated himself as the boss. And then he got an idea to start a revolution.

I'm pretty sure I don't need to go into full detail on what happened after that right? Well dickhead, if you really wanna know here's the basic.

We made L'manberg, kicked Dream's ass, then Dream kicked our asses, we got our independence, Jschlatt exiled us, Techno finally cared for his brother for once, Wilbur blew everything up, Phil killed Wilbur, I accidently burnt George's house down with Ranboo but I took the full blame, Tubbo exiled me, BETRAYED ME, and Dream tortured me every. Single. DAY!

And so now here we are, and I bet you're wondering how I know all of this? Well, have some Prime damned patience and I'll get to that bitch.

Let's start where I had the wonderful idea, and as someone once said, 'You have to fall the lowest you can fall, to Rise to the highest you can fly.'