Women? Pog! Swords? Pog?

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"Hng.... The hell?" Tommy's body feels stiff but he forces it up anyways to make sure he was alright. Sure enough, he was, never doubted it for a second actually... Well, he could barely see out of his right eye, that wasn't good. Tommy recalls the journey he took from exile and remembers falling asleep on his makeshift boat and.... Wait, he was indoors!



"Oh good, you're awake!"



"WHOMS'TH?!" Tommy brought up his arms in a chopping motion to wade off the person next to him, who was wearing some kind of totem mask... Wait scratch that, that was his skin.



"... What?"



"*Ahem* What I meant to say was WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND DID YOU TOUCH ME BECAUSE IF YOU DID YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL BUDDY!" Tommy shouted at the stranger's face, making them blink in surprise.



"... Alright, not dealing with this." The man turned around to walk away, but Tommy felt a pain in his heart.



(Tommy, all you do is annoy people. It's a wonder how you haven't figured out that shouting at people will result in them hating you.)



"W-Wait just a second!" The man stopped hearing Tommy's new tone. "I'm sorry, just a bit.... Confused is all." Tommy muttered weakly, but the man smiled from behind the mask.



"Yeah I guess that makes sense, but let me get mom for you. The name's Foolish by the way."



"Tommyinnit." Tommy replied before the man left the door for a minute, and then he came back in with a woman with dual white and brown hair.



"Hello there, I'm Captain Cara Danvers, but everyone just calls me Puffy. How about you?" 'Puffy' sounded really nice, kind of like Niki on her better days.



"I'm Tommyinnit, but I just go by Tommy. Full name, Tommy Danger Safety Bigman Kraken Innit. Again, just Tommy will do." The 2 adults nodded at this. "Um, I don't wanna be rude, but I'd like to know where the hell I am now please?"

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