Drama is my Middle Name

9

*above is a picture of Katie*

Christina

I grabbed my phone and called Sasha. "Sasha! Sasha!"

Sasha and Katie's voices responded, "What?"

"I need your help!"

Katie asked, "With what?"

I gasped, "A geek is kidnapping me! He is bringing me to a... Star Wars club!"

Sasha shrieked. "Ew!"

Katie gasped, "... Um..."

I begged, "Please help me! I can't go to a Star Wars fan club!"

Suddenly, a male voice replied, "Yo, we'd love to help. But geeks are weird, you know?"

"Rej?"

"Hey, Chrissy," Rej laughed.

Katie's voice continued, "Rej is right. I can't ruin my nails! They just got a manicure!"

Sasha's voice agreed. "Sorry, Chrissy Drama."

I whined. "But he's a geek- and that's like, a disease..."

Rej snickered, "Chrissy Drama will be a geek!"

Katie screamed.

I clutched my phone tighter. "Shut up!"

Sasha made teasing noises and laughed, "Ha! Boo! Chrissy is a geek!"

Katie began chanting, "Geek! Geek!"

Rej made low comments in the background. "Nerd is the word... Nerd is the word..."

I grumbled, "I'm not a geek."

Sasha challenged me. "Oh really? Then why are you going to the Star Wars Club?"

I felt myself freeze. "Um... Actually-"

Rej joked, "She's going to be a geek."

Suddenly I blurted out, "I have a plan!"

Crap. What did I just say?

Sasha asked, "What plan?"

Katie gasped, "Oh, wow! An evil plan!"

"Yes. I'm going to ruin geeks! I will... Laugh at them!"

Rej sounded doubtful. "That's not the way geeks-"

"- and then I will embarrass them so badly they have to be normal in public!"

Sasha still laughed, "Whatever you say, nerd."

The line went dead.